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     46 Fascists Are Pathetic
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     49 By [42]David Roth
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     51 9:27 AM EST on January 15, 2026
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     61 Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a
     62 Minneapolis mother and [48]shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding
     63 answers from the Hilton hotel group on Twitter. "Why did your team in
     64 Minneapolis cancel our federal law enforcement officer and agent reservations?"
     65 the government account of the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agency [49]
     66 asked, repeatedly tagging Hilton's corporate account per the longstanding suite
     67 of best practices among the population of squeakers prone to this kind of
     68 social media crashout.
     69 
     70 The meltdown continued in a subsequent post, which began with the capitalized
     71 sentence "NO ROOM AT THE INN!": "When officers attempted to book rooms using
     72 official government emails and rates, Hilton Hotels maliciously CANCELLED their
     73 reservations," the agency, which [50]had a $28.7 billion budget in 2025,
     74 posted. "This is UNACCEPTABLE. Why is Hilton Hotels siding with murderers and
     75 rapists to deliberately undermine and impede DHS law enforcement from their
     76 mission to enforce our nation’s immigration laws?" The hotel group and the
     77 independently owned hotel in question both [51]apologized later that day, both
     78 taking care to note that they don't condone any kind of discrimination. In the
     79 streets, the horrors continued.
     80 
     81 It is not accurate to say that the current government of the United States
     82 speaks with one voice; there are too many half-sociopath [52]influencers and
     83 podcasters and unstable television personalities scrabbling around in high
     84 positions for there to be anything like that kind of shared purpose, and the
     85 reactionary social media gremlins working under them are all too busy [53]
     86 signaling to their own degenerate micro-communities to get into anything like
     87 harmony. But, one brutal and stupid year into the second Trump administration,
     88 it seems fair to say that the federal government has cohered into a sort of
     89 collective personality. It is maybe more accurate to say that the public-facing
     90 part of the federal government is identifiable at this moment as a specific and
     91 repellent type of American Guy.
     92 
     93 You do not have to know this guy personally to know what he is about; you do
     94 not need to understand what he believes to grasp how dangerous he is or why.
     95 You need only to put some tactical gear and a gaiter on him, dress him up with
     96 whatever weaponry looks toughest, and drop him behind the wheel of a rented
     97 Jeep Wagoneer. Instinct and panic and a gnarled suite of anti-values will do
     98 the work from there; you can't trust him for much, but you can trust that this
     99 guy will point that vehicle's enormous snarling grille at a smaller vehicle
    100 being driven by someone the guy in question has identified as a target. They
    101 would be doing this, or spending hours every day fantasizing about doing it,
    102 even if they had not been told that [54]their right do it now supersedes every
    103 other right in public life.
    104 
    105 This type of person exists in American life—"our neighbors, friends, and loved
    106 ones," in [55]the words of Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin—in sufficient
    107 enough numbers that everyone who does not want to become a character in the
    108 incoherent first-person shooter video game that plays over their every waking
    109 moment knows to avoid them. They are all around us, but contra Sen. Mullin they
    110 are not really our neighbors or friends; they do not quite fit that concept,
    111 and cannot really buy into it. They are self-deputized; their personal defects
    112 make them unstable in a way that leads inexorably to car crashes.
    113 
    114 In his weepy tweet defending their negligible honor and that of the work they
    115 do, Mullin calls them "red-blooded American patriots," and that, too, is both
    116 directionally correct and plainly laughable on the merits. They're American,
    117 all right, and the patriotism they claim—an old, small, ignorant version, but
    118 one that for those reasons nevertheless has some claim on the word—is just one
    119 of many. Before they put on plate carriers and masks and threw themselves into
    120 the dirty business of terrorizing their neighbors and breaking their families,
    121 they were still identifiable as who and what they are and always were—seething,
    122 unappeasable, deliriously and defiantly pig-stupid, and absolutely a threat to
    123 the peace and comfort and flourishing of everyone and anything else. The masks
    124 only make them easier to see.
    125 
    126 Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem speaks at a news conference on
    127 January 7, 2026 in Brownsville, Texas.Kristi Noem doing the classic Standing
    128 Around In Front Of A Bunch Of Uniformed CHUDs maneuver in Texas in January
    129 2026. (Michael Gonzalez/Getty Images)
    130 
    131 There is no disjunction between the political movement that is so frantically
    132 preening and whining and lying [56]on social media and into any camera lens it
    133 can find, and the one prosecuting an aimless, endless, brutish reign of terror
    134 in the hospitals and outside the preschools and across the big-box parking lots
    135 of the greater Twin Cities metropolitan area. They are two sides of the same
    136 coin, or the same side of this particular personality type—baffled, brutish,
    137 plainly terrified and out of control, incapable of self-regulation or basic
    138 self-soothing, never learning a single thing and making as big and violent a
    139 mess as they can on principle. There is no legible strategy in the ICE-led
    140 offensive in Minnesota beyond [57]trying to make the situation worse to see
    141 what might happen, and no sense of what victory might look like; when "get told
    142 to eat shit by dozens of bystanders" and "drive off amid a cloud of tear gas"
    143 represent this big a part of the tactical stack, it becomes easy to doubt that
    144 there actually is any broader goal.
    145 
    146 It's a terror campaign, of course, but the people doing it are themselves so
    147 terrified and so manifestly out of their depth and incapable, and so deeply
    148 lost in their own single-serving fogs of war, that it all becomes recursive.
    149 Its purpose, to the extent one is visible, is to keep going. The original
    150 justification for the surge was [58]an incomprehensible viral video by a
    151 conservative influencer, but it has since become both [59]a campaign of
    152 indiscriminate punishment and cyclical content creation and omnidirectional
    153 retribution—a frantic tantrum unconvincingly dressing itself up as an act of
    154 stern paternal discipline, and a screen-addled movement of hair-trigger
    155 illiterates that has [60]lost the ability to do anything but react, generating
    156 new scenes to react to.
    157 
    158 It could only ever be incoherent, and was always going to be brutal. As a
    159 farcical re-enactment of the lost foreign wars of the last two decades on
    160 American soil, it could not be any other way. For the same reason, it is hard
    161 to know when or how it will end. In Trump's second term, the federal government
    162 has intentionally rid itself of the capacity to do anything but make things
    163 worse; it has quite literally traded Ph.D scientists and dedicated civil
    164 servants for the chance to hastily stand up this expansion team from the
    165 waiver-wire flotsam of the violence worker community. The public money that was
    166 once spent, grudgingly and kludgily, on keeping people alive is now being spent
    167 on this mission and others like it, whose only purpose is to hurt those that
    168 the state has identified as enemies.
    169 
    170 The people carrying this out have been behaving [61]exactly as you might expect
    171 armed sadists to behave after they'd been told that they would be immune from
    172 any future consequences. None of them really seem to understand the mission
    173 they've been given beyond some atavistic mandate to violently pacify and punish
    174 everyone that Doesn't Look Right, to make everything clean and quiet and keep
    175 it that way, to patrol empty streets with their blood up and their guns out
    176 until such time as the threat, which was always just everything and everyone
    177 else, is somehow neutralized.
    178 
    179 And that may well be what the mission actually is. Some people who did not know
    180 anything, and who kept themselves scared all the time, and who held a grudge
    181 against the whole rest of humanity because of how ignorant and frightened that
    182 bigger world's existence made them feel, handed weapons to other people who
    183 felt the same way, and told them to figure it out. All that war and the ways in
    184 which the rot it made weakened various important structures and edifices, the
    185 terrible use reactionary cynics found for that rot, the toxins that invariably
    186 showed up in the groundwater downstream from all that violence—all of these
    187 things made the culture stupid and cruel in new ways, or maybe just in very old
    188 ones. All of that made this awful moment, too.
    189 
    190 The capacity to cry about being treated rudely on social media while carrying
    191 out this open-ended gambit is new, but the instinct to do so wasn't. There is
    192 something deeply, shamefully American about this strike force of out-of-town
    193 shitheads complaining about the customer service it has received from the
    194 people it is trying to oppress, and doing so in language—NO ROOM AT THE INN!
    195 —that stridently references and oafishly misuses one of the foundational
    196 stories of the faith that movement relentlessly claims. A lesson about
    197 humanity, and a whole humane way of seeing the world, shrinks so effortlessly
    198 into a preening, indignant, fundamentally meaningless complaint.
    199 
    200 Minnesota, among other places, is currently in a stalemate between people who 
    201 [62]want to live their normal lives without fear of being brutalized or
    202 terrorized or beaten or even killed, and an occupying force that understands
    203 preventing that from happening as more or less the substance and purpose of its
    204 mission, and that is awful. But just because the people doing all that shooting
    205 and crying don't know what they're doing doesn't mean anyone else is as
    206 deceived. Every day, those pissy goons go out looking for trouble, and every
    207 day people who never previously imagined that they would do such a thing tell
    208 them to fuck off, absorb outsized violence for doing so, and resolve to do it
    209 again the next day.
    210 
    211 It's inspiring, this persistence of community and care in the face of a
    212 campaign to annihilate them, and the defiance of people who want to live their
    213 lives against a force that doesn't want anything at all, and all of these small
    214 and vital human things pushing up through the attempt to make those things and
    215 that resistance impossible. But it is also a reminder of how pathetic—how
    216 sincerely and deeply abject, how valueless and lost—this offensive is. There is
    217 all this rude and humble everyday life and all these different types of people
    218 who believe it is meaningful, and then there is this attempt, overseen by an
    219 elite that doesn't believe in anything at all, to replace it with something
    220 dumber, simpler, more demeaning, and more like content. They are going to lose,
    221 and not just because they are outnumbered.
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