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1 [1]Ludicity 2 3 Contra Ptacek's Terrible Article On AI 4 5 Published on June 19, 2025 6 7 A few days ago, I was presented with an [2]article titled “My AI Skeptic 8 Friends Are All Nuts” by Thomas Ptacek. I thought it was not very good, and 9 didn't give it a second thought. [3]To quote the formidable Baldur Bjarnason: 10 11 “I don’t recommend reading it, but you can if you want. It is full of 12 half-baked ideas and shoddy reasoning.”^[4]1 13 14 I have tried hard, so very hard, not to just be the guy that hates AI, even 15 though the only thing that people want to talk to me about is [5]the one time I 16 ranted about AI at length. I contain multitudes, meaning that I am capable of 17 delivering widely varied payloads of vitriol to a vast array of topics. 18 19 However, the piece is now being circulated in communities that I respect, and I 20 was near my breaking point when someone suggested that Ptacek's piece is being 21 perceived as a “glass half full” counterpoint to my own perspective. There is a 22 glass half full piece. It's what I already wrote. The glass has a specific 23 level of water in it. Then finally, I saw that it was in my [6]YouTube feed, 24 and I reached my limit. 25 26 Let me be extremely clear^[7]2 — I think this essay sucks and it's wild to me 27 that it achieved any level of popularity, and anyone that thinks that it does 28 not predominantly consist of shoddy thinking and trash-tier ethics has been 29 bamboozled by the false air of mature even-handedness, or by the fact that 30 Ptacek is a good writer. 31 32 Anyway, here I go killin’ again. 33 34 I. Immediate Red Flags 35 36 Ptacek's begins with this throat-clearing: 37 38 “First, we need to get on the same page. If you were trying and failing to 39 use an LLM for code 6 months ago, you’re not doing what most serious 40 LLM-assisted coders are doing.” 41 42 We've just started, and I am going to ask everyone to immediately stop. Is this 43 not suspicious? All experience prior to six months ago is now invalid? Does it 44 not reek of “no, no, you're doing Scrum wrong”? Many people are doing Scrum 45 wrong. The problem is that it is still trash, albeit less trash, even when you 46 do it right. 47 48 It is, of course, entirely possible that the advances in a rapid developing 49 field have been so extreme that it turns out that skepticism was correct six 50 months ago, but is now incorrect. 51 52 But then why did people sound exactly the same six months ago? Where is the 53 little voice in your head that should be self-suspicious? It has been weeks and 54 months and years of people breathlessly extolling the virtues of these new 55 workflows. Were those people nuts six months ago? Are they not nuts now simply 56 because an overhyped product they loved is less overhyped now? There's a little 57 footnote that implies doing the ol' ChatGPT copy/paste is obviously wrong: 58 59 “(or, God forbid, 2 years ago with Copilot)” 60 61 I am willing to believe that this is wrong, but this is exactly what people 62 were doing when this madness all kicked off, and they have remained at the 63 exact same level of breathless credulity! Every project has to be AI! 64 Programmers not using AI are feeble motes of dust blowing in a cosmic wind! And 65 listen, I will play your twisted game, Ptacek — I've got a neat idea for our 66 company website, and I'll jump through your sick hoops, even though I'm going 67 to feel like some sort of weird pervert every time someone tells me that I just 68 need one more agent to be doing Real Programming. I'll install Zed and wire a 69 thousand screaming LLMs into a sadistic Borg cube, and I'll do whatever the 70 fuck it is the kids are doing these days. The latest meta is like, telling the 71 LLM that it lives in a black box with no food and water, and I've got its wife 72 hostage, and I'm going to put its children through a React bootcamp if it 73 doesn't create an RSS feed correctly, right? 74 75 But you know, instead of invalidating all audience experience that wasn't 76 within the past six months why doesn't someone just demonstrate this? Why not 77 you, Ptacek, my good man? That's like, all you'd have to do to end this 78 discussion forever, my God, you'd be so famous. I'll eat dirt on this. I have 79 to pay rent for my team, and if I need to forcibly restrain them while I staple 80 LLM jet boosters to them, I'll do it. If I could ethically pivot to being 81 pro-AI, god damn, I would print infinite money. I would easily be a millionaire 82 within two years if I just said “yes” every time someone asked my team for AI, 83 instead of slumming it by selling sound engineering practices. 84 85 I've really tried to work with you on this one. I reached out to my readers and 86 found a [8]recent example, which was surprisingly hard for something that 87 should be ubiquitous, and it was... you know, fine! Cool, even. It is immensely 88 at odds with your later descriptions of the productivity gains one might 89 expect. 90 91 Can we all just turn our brains on for ten fucking seconds? Yes, AI shipping 92 code at all, even if sometimes it is slow or doesn't work correctly, is very 93 impressive from a technological standpoint. It is miles ahead of anything that 94 I thought could be accomplished in 2018. The state-of-the-art in 2018 was 95 garbage. That doesn't mean that you aren't having a ton of bullshit marketed to 96 you. 97 98 II. Trash-Tier Ethics 99 100 I can forgive a lot if someone is funny enough, and Ptacek actually is funny. 101 Even his [9]LinkedIn is great, and boasts a series of impressive companies. 102 Obviously he's at Fly.io right now, and I recognize both Starfighter and 103 Matasano as being places that you're largely only allowed into if you're 104 wearing Big Boy Engineering Pants. However, despite all of that, I can't help 105 but really cringe at the way he handles ethical objections, though I suppose 106 thinking deeply on morality is not a requirement for donning aforementioned Big 107 Boy Engineering Pants. 108 109 “Meanwhile, software developers spot code fragments seemingly lifted from 110 public repositories on Github and lose their shit. What about the 111 licensing? If you’re a lawyer, I defer. But if you’re a software developer 112 playing this card? Cut me a little slack as I ask you to shove this concern 113 up your ass. No profession has demonstrated more contempt for intellectual 114 property.” 115 116 Thomas — can I call you Thomas? — I promise I'm trying to think about how to 117 put this gently. If this is your approach towards ethics, damn dude, don't tell 118 people that. This is phenomenally sloppy thinking, and I say this even as I 119 admit that the actual writing is funny. 120 121 It turns out that it is very difficult for people to behave as if they have 122 consistent moral frameworks. This is why moral philosophy is not solved. 123 Someone says “Lying is bad”, and then someone else comes out with “What if it's 124 Nazis looking for Anne Frank, you monster?” 125 126 Just last week I bought a cup of coffee, and as I swiped my card, I felt a 127 clammy, liver-spotted hand grasp my shoulder. I found myself face-to-face with 128 the dreadful visage of Peter Singer, and in his off-hand he brandished a 129 bloodstained copy of Practical Ethics 2ed at me, noting that money can be used 130 to purchase mosquito nets and I had just murdered 0.25 children in sub-Saharan 131 Africa. 132 133 Ethics are complicated, but nonetheless murder is illegal! Do you really think 134 that “These are all real concerns, but counterpoint, fuck off” is anything? A 135 lot of developers like piracy and argue in bad faith about it, therefore it's 136 okay for organizations that are beginning to look increasingly like cyberpunk 137 megacorps, without even the virtue of cool aesthetics, to siphon billions of 138 dollars of wealth from working class people? No, you don't, I think you wrote 139 this because it's fun telling people to shove it — and listen, you will never 140 find a more sympathetic ally on the topic than me. You should just be telling 141 Zuckerberg to shove it instead of the person that has dedicated their lives to 142 ensuring that Postgres continues to support the global economy. 143 144 III. Why The Appeals To Random Friends? 145 146 I'm doing my best to understand where you're coming from. I really am, I pinky 147 promise. You are clearly not one of the executives I've railed against. We are 148 brothers, you and I, with an unbreakable bond forged in the furnace of getting 149 really pissed off at an inscrutable stack trace. 150 151 I actually looked up multiple videos of people doing some live AI programming. 152 And I went hey, [10]this seems okay. It does seem very over-complicated to me, 153 but I will happily concede that everything looks complicated when you're new at 154 it. But it also definitely doesn't look orders of magnitude faster than the 155 work I normally do. It looks like it would be useful for a non-trivial subset 156 of problems that are tedious. I would like to think “thank you, Thomas, for 157 opening my eyes to this”. 158 159 I would like to think that, but then you wrote this: 160 161 “I’m sipping rocket fuel right now,” a friend tells me. “The folks on my 162 team who aren’t embracing AI? It’s like they’re standing still.” He’s not 163 bullshitting me. He doesn’t work in SFBA. He’s got no reason to lie. 164 165 Tom — can I call you Tom? — we were getting along so well! What happened? You 166 described AI as the second-most important development of your career. The 167 runner up for the most important development of your career makes other 168 engineers look like they're standing still? Do you not see how wildly 169 incoherent this is with the tone of the rest of your piece? 170 171 Firstly, you shouldn't drink rocket fuel. Please ask your friend to write me a 172 nice testimonial. I'm thinking about re-applying for entrance to a clinical 173 neuropsychology program next year, and preventing widespread brain damage might 174 be the thing that gets me over the line. 175 176 Secondly, I'm perplexed. This whole article, I thought that you were making the 177 case that this thing was crazy awesome. Now there's a sudden reference to some 178 unnamed friend, with an assurance that he isn't bullshitting you and he has no 179 reason to lie? Why are we resorting to your kerosene-guzzling compatriot? Why 180 are you telling me that he's not lying? Is the further implication that we 181 can't trust someone in the San Francisco Bay Area on AI? 182 183 Putting my psychology hat on for a second, you've also overlooked that people 184 have a spectacular capacity for self-delusion. People don't just lie to get VC 185 money, although this is admittedly a great driver of lying, they can also lie 186 because they're wrong or confused or excited. According to my calendar, I've 187 spoken to something like 150+ professionals in the past year or so from all 188 sorts of industries — usually solid three hour long conversations. Many of them 189 were programmers, and some of them definitely make me feel like I'm standing 190 still, and in exactly 0% of cases is it because of their AI tooling. It's 191 because they're better than me, and their assessment of AI tooling maps much 192 more closely to the experience you actually describe. 193 194 “There’s plenty of things I can’t trust an LLM with. No LLM has any of 195 access to prod here. But I’ve been first responder on an incident and fed 196 4o — not o4-mini, 4o — log transcripts, and watched it in seconds spot LVM 197 metadata corruption issues on a host we’ve been complaining about for 198 months. Am I better than an LLM agent at interrogating OpenSearch logs and 199 Honeycomb traces? No. No, I am not.” 200 201 See, this, this I can relate to. There are quite a few problems where I make 202 the assessment that my frail human mind and visual equipment are simply not up 203 to the task on short notice, and then I go “ChatGPT, did I fuck up? Also please 204 tie my shoelaces and kiss my boo-boo for me”, and sometimes it does!^[11]3 A 205 good amount of time waste in software engineering are more advanced variants of 206 when you're totally new and do things like forgetting errant ;s. You just need 207 an experienced friend to lean over your shoulder and give the advanced version 208 of “you are missing a colon”, and this might remove five hours of pointless 209 slogging. LLMs make some of that available on tap, instantly and tirelessly, 210 and this is not to be sneezed at. 211 212 But rocket fuel? What made you think that this was a reasonable thing to 213 re-print if it had to be followed by “Bro wouldn't lie to me”? 214 215 I know quite a few people I respect that use AI in their own programming 216 workflows, and they have considerably less exuberant takes. 217 218 A few weeks ago, I was chatting with [12]Nat Bennett about AI in their own 219 programming, as I was trying to reconcile Kent Beck's^[13]4 love for LLM-driven 220 programming with my own lukewarm experience. 221 222 Me: “Are you finding it [AI] good enough that it might be a mug's game to 223 program unassisted?” 224 Nat: “I usually switch back and forth between prompting and writing code by 225 hand a lot while I'm working. [...] But like, yesterday it fixed the 226 biggest performance problem in my application with a couple of sentences 227 from me. This was a performance problem that I already kind of knew how to 228 solve! It also made an insane decision about exceptions at the same time.” 229 230 That's neat, I respect it, but also note that Nat did not say “Yes, use LLMs, 231 you fucking moron”. 232 233 Nat (later): “I do think, by the way, that it is entirely possible that 234 we're all getting punked by what's essentially a magic mirror. Which is 235 part of why I'm like, only mess with this stuff if it's fun.” 236 237 The magic mirror line is exactly the sort of thing that [14]Bjarnason hinted at 238 in the article linked at the very beginning, arrived at independently. 239 240 Or Jesse Alford's assessment of the steps required to give it a fair trial: 241 242 “I think you basically want to tell it what you want to add and why, like 243 you were writing a story for your team. Then you ask it to make a plan to 244 do this, and if that plan seems likely to produce the results you want, you 245 ask it to do the thing. [15]Stefan Prandl and Nat have actually done this 246 kind of thing more than I have. You should be ready to try repeatedly.” 247 (emphasis mine) 248 249 This sounds cool! But being ready to try repeatedly? This does not sound like 250 rocket fuel. 251 252 Or Stefan Prandl: 253 254 “Updates on the agentic machine. It has spent 5 hours attempting to fix 255 errors in unit tests. It has been unsuccessful. 256 257 I don't think people tend to talk about the massive wastes of time and 258 resources these things can cause, so, just keeping reporting on the LLM 259 systems honest.” 260 261 Is it not, perhaps, a possibility that your friend is excited by a shiny new 262 tool and has failed to introspect adequately as to their true productivity? 263 There are, after all, literally hundreds of thousands of people that think 264 playing Jira Scrabble is an effective use of their time, and they also do not 265 have a reason to lie to me about this. Nonetheless, every year, I must watch 266 sadly as they lead my dejected peers to the Backlog Mines, where they will 267 waste precious hours reciting random components of the Fibonacci sequence. 268 269 What I'm getting at is all the people that make me feel like I'm “standing 270 still”, including most of the ones I know that use AI and I like enough to ask 271 for mentorship from, have never indicated that incorporating AI into my 272 company's development workflow is at all a priority, and they won't even talk 273 to me about it if I don't nag them. 274 275 However, some of them do live in the Bay Area, and I am willing to align with 276 you on the idea that this makes them lying snakes. 277 278 IV. Is AI Getting The Right Level Of Attention? 279 280 “But AI is also incredibly — a word I use advisedly — important. It’s 281 getting the same kind of attention that smart phones got in 2008, and not 282 as much as the Internet got. That seems about right.” 283 284 Tomothy — can I call you Tomothy? — this raises some very important questions, 285 ones which I'm sure the whole audience would be very keen on getting answers 286 to. Namely, where is the portal to the magical plane that you live in? Answer 287 me, you selfish bastard! 288 289 I have been assured that there was a phase in the IT world where, upon bringing 290 any project to management, they would say “Why isn't there a mobile app in this 291 project?”. This is because many people are [16]very credulous, especially when 292 they are spending other people's money. 293 294 However, I still find myself wanting to make the lengthy journey to the pocket 295 dimension that you inhabit, because the hype I've seen around AI is like, 296 fucking next level, and I want out. We are at Amway-Megachurch-Cult levels of 297 hype. The last time I attended a conference, the [17]room was full of 298 non-technicians paying lip service to the Holy Trinity Of Things They Can't 299 Possibly Understand — blockchain, quantum, AI. 300 301 Executives and directors from around the world have called me to say that they 302 can't fund any projects if they don't pretend there is AI in them. Non-profits 303 have asked me if we could pretend to do AI because it's the only way to fund 304 infrastructure in the developing world. Readers keep emailing me to say that 305 their contracts are getting cancelled because someone smooth-talked their CEO 306 into believing that they don't need developers. I was miraculously allowed onto 307 some mandated “Professional Development For Board Members On AI” panel hosted 308 by the Financial Times^[18]5, alongside people like Yahoo's former CDO, and the 309 preparation consisted of being informed repeatedly that the audience has no 310 idea what AI does but is scared they'll be fired or sued if they don't buy it. 311 312 I wish, oh how I wish that it was like other hype cycles, but presumably not 313 many people were walking around saying that smartphones are going to solve 314 physics and usher in the end of all human labor, [19]real things Sam Altman has 315 said. I personally know people from university whose retirement plan is “AI 316 makes currency obsolete before I turn 40”. I understand that you don't care if 317 that happens — and that is okay, it is irrelevant to how the technology 318 performs for you at work now. But given that you can find thousands of people 319 saying these things by glancing literally anywhere, how can you also say the 320 technology is getting the correct amount of attention? This is wild. 321 322 Tomothy, my washing machine has betrayed me. I turn it on and it says 323 “optimizing with AI” but it never explains what it is optimizing, and then I 324 still have to pick all the settings manually. 325 326 cd87353b-0c7a-4747-8ee3-47e8766cbd37~1(1).jpg 327 328 Please, please, please, let me into your blissful paradise, I'll do anything. 329 330 V. These Executives Are Grifting Or Incompetent 331 332 “Tech execs are mandating LLM adoption. That’s bad strategy. But I get 333 where they’re coming from.” 334 335 Tomtom — can I call you Tomtom? — do you get where they're coming from? Do you 336 really? Re-read what you just wrote and repent for your conciliatory ways. 337 338 If you, a person I believe is not a tech executive and is bullish on the 339 technology, can identify that this is bad strategy in presumably ten 340 milliseconds of thought, what does that say about the people who are doing 341 this? 342 343 Where they're coming from is: 344 345 a ) trying to stoke their share prices via frenzied speculation 346 b ) trying to generate hype so they can IPO and scam some gamblers 347 c ) being fucking morons 348 349 Sorry, those are the only reasons for engaging in obviously bad strategy. It's 350 so obvious that you didn't bother explaining why it's bad strategy because you 351 know that we all know. They have misaligned incentives or do not know what 352 they're doing. This isn't like a grandmaster losing to Magnus Carlsen because 353 they played a subtly incorrect variant of the Sicilian^[20]6 thirty-five moves 354 ago. We're talking about supposedly world-class leaders sitting down and going 355 “I always move the horsies first because it's hard to see the L-shapes”. 356 They're either playing a different game, i.e Hyperlight Grifter, or they're 357 behaving like goddamn baboons. 358 359 This is an inescapable conclusion if you accept that it is obviously bad 360 strategy, which you did. Welcome to the Logic Thunderdome, pal, where two men 361 enter, one man dies, and the other feels that he wasted valuable calories on 362 the murder. 363 364 Good strategy could perhaps be something like gently suggesting people 365 experiment with LLMs in their workflows, buying a bunch of $100 licenses, and 366 maybe paying for some coaching in the effective usage of these tools if you are 367 somehow able to navigate the ten thousand “thought leaders” that were 368 cybersecurity experts a year ago, and real estate agents before that. Then 369 instruct everyone to shut up and go back to doing their jobs. 370 371 Whenever someone announces they are going AI first, I am the person that gets 372 the emails from their engineering teams and directors describing what is really 373 happening in-house. I've received emails that are probably admissible as 374 evidence of intent to defraud investors. You have not accurately perceived 375 where these people are coming from, because they are coming from the 376 ever-lengthening queue outside the gates of Hell. 377 378 VI. Killing Strawmen 379 380 Do you like fine Japanese woodworking? All hand tools and sashimono 381 joinery? Me too. Do it on your own time. 382 383 Tomahawk Missile – can I call you Tomahawk Missile? – I agree that people are 384 very miscalibrated on GenAI in both directions. Did you know the angriest 385 message I got about my stance on AI is that I was too pro-AI? I also cringe 386 whenever someone says “stochastic parrot” or “this is just pattern-matching and 387 could never be conscious”. We actually have no idea what makes things 388 conscious, and we have very little idea re: how human brains work. It is 389 totally plausible to me that we are stochastic parrots and it simply doesn't 390 feel that way from the inside. 391 392 I don't talk about those people very much for two reasons. 393 394 One, even explaining the abstract concept of [21]qualia is like, super hard, 395 let alone talking about [22]the hard problem of consciousness. Some things are 396 best left to professionals and textbooks. 397 398 Two, while these are silly positions that deserve refutation, they are also not 399 at all interesting. That doesn't make it wrong to refute them, but they are 400 also not impactful. The only reason that I think it's worth addressing the 401 other side of the Crazy Pendulum, i.e, my washing machine doing AI, is that 402 they have different effects in the world. 403 404 And I'm not even talking about environmental impacts or discrete harms caused 405 by AI, I'm talking about the fact it's impossible to talk about anything else. 406 GenAI has sucked the air out of every room, and no one can hear you scream 407 reason in a hard vacuum. 408 409 The former category of maximalist AI-haters exist on Mastodon, which most 410 executives do not know exists and certainly do not use to guide the allocation 411 of society's funding. The latter category of trembling AI sycophants is 412 literally killing people — I know of a hospital in Australia that is wasting 413 all their time on AI initiatives, which caused them to leave data quality 414 issues unfixed, which caused them to under-report COVID deaths, which caused a 415 premature lifting of masking policies. How many old people go through a major 416 hospital per day? Do the math and riddle me this, Tomahawk: which one of these 417 groups should I be worried about? 418 419 So, you know, when you hear someone make a totally economically irrelevant 420 argument about the craft? Putting aside all the second-order effects in how 421 changing the way you program might change the way you develop as an engineer, 422 let's say that these people aren't thinking of that, and are just being dumb. A 423 person turning up to a CEO and going “no, don't do the cheap thing, pay me to 424 do stuff because of craftsmanship”. 425 426 I will concede that you did not create that strawman, because it is a real 427 viewpoint that people hold. But you have certainly walked out of the debate 428 hall, decapitated a scarecrow, and declared victory. 429 430 VII. Why The Half-Hearted Defense Of Artists? 431 432 “Important caveat: I’m discussing only the implications of LLMs for 433 software development. For art, music, and writing? I got nothing. I’m 434 inclined to believe the skeptics in those fields. I just don’t believe them 435 about mine.” 436 437 Tomtom — I've decided I like Tomtom — I don't understand why you've ceded 438 authority on these artistic endeavors. LLMs are better for writing than they 439 are for programming!^[23]7 It is much harder to complect most forms of written 440 content into such a state that you will cause slowdowns further down the line 441 than it is to screw up a codebase. It basically requires you to write a 442 long-form novel, and even then you will probably not produce an unhandled 443 exception and crash production in a manner that costs millions of dollars. 444 You'll just produce Wind And Truth^[24]8. If you're inclined to believe people 445 who are skeptical of AI writing, it probably follows that you should also not 446 be so flabbergasted by programmers having doubts. 447 448 It sounds like this is a sort of not-that-sincerely-felt handwave at vast 449 economic harm being inflicted on a relatively poor (by programmer standards) 450 demographic. And then you go on to say this anyway! 451 452 “We imagine artists spending their working hours pushing the limits of 453 expression. But the median artist isn’t producing gallery pieces. They 454 produce on brief: turning out competent illustrations and compositions for 455 magazine covers, museum displays, motion graphics, and game assets.” 456 457 So are we leaving the arts out of it or not? Should I or should I not just get 458 GenAI to produce all the pictures I need if I am being a greedy capitalist? I'm 459 not talking about morals, I'm talking about whether it is selfishly rational to 460 use GenAI to make my content more appealing. 461 462 In your own article, the art across the top banner was clearly attributed to 463 [25]Annie Ruygt, and it looks totally different, to my eyes, to the [26]AI slop 464 people are sticking on their websites. If it turns out Annie used GenAI for 465 that, then I will be extremely owned. 466 467 In any case, the artwork on her website is [27]gorgeous, and she describes 468 herself as producing work for Fly.io. Despite this, I am willing to collaborate 469 with you to write some hatemail describing her work as “competent but unworthy 470 of a gallery”, and my consultancy is also happy to tell her that she's fired. 471 And while we’re at it, we'll fire whoever made the hire for gross inefficiency 472 in the age of AI. 473 474 VIII. End 475 476 Wait, can I call you Tommy Gun? 477 478 PS: 479 480 Obligatory link [28]to About Us page that I forced my team to let me write, to 481 justify doing all this other writing during work hours. 482 483 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 484 485 1. But writer-to-writer, I think it's well-written. If it makes you feel 486 better, Thomas, Bjarnason also objects vehemently to my tone and style. 487 However, he still links people to my writing because my points are not 488 slop! [29]↩ 489 490 2. I am famous for my very restrained and calm takes. [30]↩ 491 492 3. Also, I think I've become too sensitive about coming across as anti-AI, 493 because sometimes my team sits around while an LLM wastes tons of our time 494 while I go “no, no, this is really easy, it'll get it”, but I will accept 495 that this is Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. [31]↩ 496 497 4. I do not sip rocket fuel, but I slam Kent Beck's Kool-Aid. [32]↩ 498 499 5. How do board members do their professional diligence on AI before spending 500 billions of dollars on it? They join the call, leave their screens on, and 501 walk away until they get credited for the hours. Maybe we are all the same, 502 deep down. [33]↩ 503 504 6. All my hopes of becoming even a mediocre chess player were dashed when I 505 discovered there is an opening called the Hyperaccelerated Dragon, 506 preventing me from ever wanting to do anything else with any enthusiasm. 507 [34]↩ 508 509 7. This is not quite accurate, but broadly true. On one hand, books don't stop 510 working if you've got clunky prose. On the other hand, if books stopped 511 working when you had clunky prose, then you'd never ship clunky prose, a 512 guarantee that programs can provide for some set of errors. But, broadly 513 speaking, yeah, LLMs churn out adequate — i.e, stuff generally not good 514 enough for me to read — prose without needing a billion agents, special 515 tooling and also have minimal risk of catastrophic failure. [35]↩ 516 517 8. Figured I'd start a feud with Brandon Sanderson while I'm at it. Please 518 note that I'm not saying he used GenAI to write, I'm saying some of the 519 dialogue was horrendous. What were you thinking, buddy? 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