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      1 [1]Ludicity
      2 
      3 Contra Ptacek's Terrible Article On AI
      4 
      5 Published on June 19, 2025
      6 
      7 A few days ago, I was presented with an [2]article titled “My AI Skeptic
      8 Friends Are All Nuts” by Thomas Ptacek. I thought it was not very good, and
      9 didn't give it a second thought. [3]To quote the formidable Baldur Bjarnason:
     10 
     11     “I don’t recommend reading it, but you can if you want. It is full of
     12     half-baked ideas and shoddy reasoning.”^[4]1
     13 
     14 I have tried hard, so very hard, not to just be the guy that hates AI, even
     15 though the only thing that people want to talk to me about is [5]the one time I
     16 ranted about AI at length. I contain multitudes, meaning that I am capable of
     17 delivering widely varied payloads of vitriol to a vast array of topics.
     18 
     19 However, the piece is now being circulated in communities that I respect, and I
     20 was near my breaking point when someone suggested that Ptacek's piece is being
     21 perceived as a “glass half full” counterpoint to my own perspective. There is a
     22 glass half full piece. It's what I already wrote. The glass has a specific
     23 level of water in it. Then finally, I saw that it was in my [6]YouTube feed,
     24 and I reached my limit.
     25 
     26 Let me be extremely clear^[7]2 — I think this essay sucks and it's wild to me
     27 that it achieved any level of popularity, and anyone that thinks that it does
     28 not predominantly consist of shoddy thinking and trash-tier ethics has been
     29 bamboozled by the false air of mature even-handedness, or by the fact that
     30 Ptacek is a good writer.
     31 
     32 Anyway, here I go killin’ again.
     33 
     34 I. Immediate Red Flags
     35 
     36 Ptacek's begins with this throat-clearing:
     37 
     38     “First, we need to get on the same page. If you were trying and failing to
     39     use an LLM for code 6 months ago, you’re not doing what most serious
     40     LLM-assisted coders are doing.”
     41 
     42 We've just started, and I am going to ask everyone to immediately stop. Is this
     43 not suspicious? All experience prior to six months ago is now invalid? Does it
     44 not reek of “no, no, you're doing Scrum wrong”? Many people are doing Scrum
     45 wrong. The problem is that it is still trash, albeit less trash, even when you
     46 do it right.
     47 
     48 It is, of course, entirely possible that the advances in a rapid developing
     49 field have been so extreme that it turns out that skepticism was correct six
     50 months ago, but is now incorrect.
     51 
     52 But then why did people sound exactly the same six months ago? Where is the
     53 little voice in your head that should be self-suspicious? It has been weeks and
     54 months and years of people breathlessly extolling the virtues of these new
     55 workflows. Were those people nuts six months ago? Are they not nuts now simply
     56 because an overhyped product they loved is less overhyped now? There's a little
     57 footnote that implies doing the ol' ChatGPT copy/paste is obviously wrong:
     58 
     59     “(or, God forbid, 2 years ago with Copilot)”
     60 
     61 I am willing to believe that this is wrong, but this is exactly what people
     62 were doing when this madness all kicked off, and they have remained at the
     63 exact same level of breathless credulity! Every project has to be AI!
     64 Programmers not using AI are feeble motes of dust blowing in a cosmic wind! And
     65 listen, I will play your twisted game, Ptacek — I've got a neat idea for our
     66 company website, and I'll jump through your sick hoops, even though I'm going
     67 to feel like some sort of weird pervert every time someone tells me that I just
     68 need one more agent to be doing Real Programming. I'll install Zed and wire a
     69 thousand screaming LLMs into a sadistic Borg cube, and I'll do whatever the
     70 fuck it is the kids are doing these days. The latest meta is like, telling the
     71 LLM that it lives in a black box with no food and water, and I've got its wife
     72 hostage, and I'm going to put its children through a React bootcamp if it
     73 doesn't create an RSS feed correctly, right?
     74 
     75 But you know, instead of invalidating all audience experience that wasn't
     76 within the past six months why doesn't someone just demonstrate this? Why not
     77 you, Ptacek, my good man? That's like, all you'd have to do to end this
     78 discussion forever, my God, you'd be so famous. I'll eat dirt on this. I have
     79 to pay rent for my team, and if I need to forcibly restrain them while I staple
     80 LLM jet boosters to them, I'll do it. If I could ethically pivot to being
     81 pro-AI, god damn, I would print infinite money. I would easily be a millionaire
     82 within two years if I just said “yes” every time someone asked my team for AI,
     83 instead of slumming it by selling sound engineering practices.
     84 
     85 I've really tried to work with you on this one. I reached out to my readers and
     86 found a [8]recent example, which was surprisingly hard for something that
     87 should be ubiquitous, and it was... you know, fine! Cool, even. It is immensely
     88 at odds with your later descriptions of the productivity gains one might
     89 expect.
     90 
     91 Can we all just turn our brains on for ten fucking seconds? Yes, AI shipping
     92 code at all, even if sometimes it is slow or doesn't work correctly, is very
     93 impressive from a technological standpoint. It is miles ahead of anything that
     94 I thought could be accomplished in 2018. The state-of-the-art in 2018 was
     95 garbage. That doesn't mean that you aren't having a ton of bullshit marketed to
     96 you.
     97 
     98 II. Trash-Tier Ethics
     99 
    100 I can forgive a lot if someone is funny enough, and Ptacek actually is funny.
    101 Even his [9]LinkedIn is great, and boasts a series of impressive companies.
    102 Obviously he's at Fly.io right now, and I recognize both Starfighter and
    103 Matasano as being places that you're largely only allowed into if you're
    104 wearing Big Boy Engineering Pants. However, despite all of that, I can't help
    105 but really cringe at the way he handles ethical objections, though I suppose
    106 thinking deeply on morality is not a requirement for donning aforementioned Big
    107 Boy Engineering Pants.
    108 
    109     “Meanwhile, software developers spot code fragments seemingly lifted from
    110     public repositories on Github and lose their shit. What about the
    111     licensing? If you’re a lawyer, I defer. But if you’re a software developer
    112     playing this card? Cut me a little slack as I ask you to shove this concern
    113     up your ass. No profession has demonstrated more contempt for intellectual
    114     property.”
    115 
    116 Thomas — can I call you Thomas? — I promise I'm trying to think about how to
    117 put this gently. If this is your approach towards ethics, damn dude, don't tell
    118 people that. This is phenomenally sloppy thinking, and I say this even as I
    119 admit that the actual writing is funny.
    120 
    121 It turns out that it is very difficult for people to behave as if they have
    122 consistent moral frameworks. This is why moral philosophy is not solved.
    123 Someone says “Lying is bad”, and then someone else comes out with “What if it's
    124 Nazis looking for Anne Frank, you monster?”
    125 
    126 Just last week I bought a cup of coffee, and as I swiped my card, I felt a
    127 clammy, liver-spotted hand grasp my shoulder. I found myself face-to-face with
    128 the dreadful visage of Peter Singer, and in his off-hand he brandished a
    129 bloodstained copy of Practical Ethics 2ed at me, noting that money can be used
    130 to purchase mosquito nets and I had just murdered 0.25 children in sub-Saharan
    131 Africa.
    132 
    133 Ethics are complicated, but nonetheless murder is illegal! Do you really think
    134 that “These are all real concerns, but counterpoint, fuck off” is anything? A
    135 lot of developers like piracy and argue in bad faith about it, therefore it's
    136 okay for organizations that are beginning to look increasingly like cyberpunk
    137 megacorps, without even the virtue of cool aesthetics, to siphon billions of
    138 dollars of wealth from working class people? No, you don't, I think you wrote
    139 this because it's fun telling people to shove it — and listen, you will never
    140 find a more sympathetic ally on the topic than me. You should just be telling
    141 Zuckerberg to shove it instead of the person that has dedicated their lives to
    142 ensuring that Postgres continues to support the global economy.
    143 
    144 III. Why The Appeals To Random Friends?
    145 
    146 I'm doing my best to understand where you're coming from. I really am, I pinky
    147 promise. You are clearly not one of the executives I've railed against. We are
    148 brothers, you and I, with an unbreakable bond forged in the furnace of getting
    149 really pissed off at an inscrutable stack trace.
    150 
    151 I actually looked up multiple videos of people doing some live AI programming.
    152 And I went hey, [10]this seems okay. It does seem very over-complicated to me,
    153 but I will happily concede that everything looks complicated when you're new at
    154 it. But it also definitely doesn't look orders of magnitude faster than the
    155 work I normally do. It looks like it would be useful for a non-trivial subset
    156 of problems that are tedious. I would like to think “thank you, Thomas, for
    157 opening my eyes to this”.
    158 
    159 I would like to think that, but then you wrote this:
    160 
    161     “I’m sipping rocket fuel right now,” a friend tells me. “The folks on my
    162     team who aren’t embracing AI? It’s like they’re standing still.” He’s not
    163     bullshitting me. He doesn’t work in SFBA. He’s got no reason to lie.
    164 
    165 Tom — can I call you Tom? — we were getting along so well! What happened? You
    166 described AI as the second-most important development of your career. The
    167 runner up for the most important development of your career makes other
    168 engineers look like they're standing still? Do you not see how wildly
    169 incoherent this is with the tone of the rest of your piece?
    170 
    171 Firstly, you shouldn't drink rocket fuel. Please ask your friend to write me a
    172 nice testimonial. I'm thinking about re-applying for entrance to a clinical
    173 neuropsychology program next year, and preventing widespread brain damage might
    174 be the thing that gets me over the line.
    175 
    176 Secondly, I'm perplexed. This whole article, I thought that you were making the
    177 case that this thing was crazy awesome. Now there's a sudden reference to some
    178 unnamed friend, with an assurance that he isn't bullshitting you and he has no
    179 reason to lie? Why are we resorting to your kerosene-guzzling compatriot? Why
    180 are you telling me that he's not lying? Is the further implication that we
    181 can't trust someone in the San Francisco Bay Area on AI?
    182 
    183 Putting my psychology hat on for a second, you've also overlooked that people
    184 have a spectacular capacity for self-delusion. People don't just lie to get VC
    185 money, although this is admittedly a great driver of lying, they can also lie
    186 because they're wrong or confused or excited. According to my calendar, I've
    187 spoken to something like 150+ professionals in the past year or so from all
    188 sorts of industries — usually solid three hour long conversations. Many of them
    189 were programmers, and some of them definitely make me feel like I'm standing
    190 still, and in exactly 0% of cases is it because of their AI tooling. It's
    191 because they're better than me, and their assessment of AI tooling maps much
    192 more closely to the experience you actually describe.
    193 
    194     “There’s plenty of things I can’t trust an LLM with. No LLM has any of
    195     access to prod here. But I’ve been first responder on an incident and fed
    196     4o — not o4-mini, 4o — log transcripts, and watched it in seconds spot LVM
    197     metadata corruption issues on a host we’ve been complaining about for
    198     months. Am I better than an LLM agent at interrogating OpenSearch logs and
    199     Honeycomb traces? No. No, I am not.”
    200 
    201 See, this, this I can relate to. There are quite a few problems where I make
    202 the assessment that my frail human mind and visual equipment are simply not up
    203 to the task on short notice, and then I go “ChatGPT, did I fuck up? Also please
    204 tie my shoelaces and kiss my boo-boo for me”, and sometimes it does!^[11]3 A
    205 good amount of time waste in software engineering are more advanced variants of
    206 when you're totally new and do things like forgetting errant ;s. You just need
    207 an experienced friend to lean over your shoulder and give the advanced version
    208 of “you are missing a colon”, and this might remove five hours of pointless
    209 slogging. LLMs make some of that available on tap, instantly and tirelessly,
    210 and this is not to be sneezed at.
    211 
    212 But rocket fuel? What made you think that this was a reasonable thing to
    213 re-print if it had to be followed by “Bro wouldn't lie to me”?
    214 
    215 I know quite a few people I respect that use AI in their own programming
    216 workflows, and they have considerably less exuberant takes.
    217 
    218 A few weeks ago, I was chatting with [12]Nat Bennett about AI in their own
    219 programming, as I was trying to reconcile Kent Beck's^[13]4 love for LLM-driven
    220 programming with my own lukewarm experience.
    221 
    222     Me: “Are you finding it [AI] good enough that it might be a mug's game to
    223     program unassisted?”
    224     Nat: “I usually switch back and forth between prompting and writing code by
    225     hand a lot while I'm working. [...] But like, yesterday it fixed the
    226     biggest performance problem in my application with a couple of sentences
    227     from me. This was a performance problem that I already kind of knew how to
    228     solve! It also made an insane decision about exceptions at the same time.”
    229 
    230 That's neat, I respect it, but also note that Nat did not say “Yes, use LLMs,
    231 you fucking moron”.
    232 
    233     Nat (later): “I do think, by the way, that it is entirely possible that
    234     we're all getting punked by what's essentially a magic mirror. Which is
    235     part of why I'm like, only mess with this stuff if it's fun.”
    236 
    237 The magic mirror line is exactly the sort of thing that [14]Bjarnason hinted at
    238 in the article linked at the very beginning, arrived at independently.
    239 
    240 Or Jesse Alford's assessment of the steps required to give it a fair trial:
    241 
    242     “I think you basically want to tell it what you want to add and why, like
    243     you were writing a story for your team. Then you ask it to make a plan to
    244     do this, and if that plan seems likely to produce the results you want, you
    245     ask it to do the thing. [15]Stefan Prandl and Nat have actually done this
    246     kind of thing more than I have. You should be ready to try repeatedly.”
    247     (emphasis mine)
    248 
    249 This sounds cool! But being ready to try repeatedly? This does not sound like
    250 rocket fuel.
    251 
    252 Or Stefan Prandl:
    253 
    254     “Updates on the agentic machine. It has spent 5 hours attempting to fix
    255     errors in unit tests. It has been unsuccessful.
    256 
    257     I don't think people tend to talk about the massive wastes of time and
    258     resources these things can cause, so, just keeping reporting on the LLM
    259     systems honest.”
    260 
    261 Is it not, perhaps, a possibility that your friend is excited by a shiny new
    262 tool and has failed to introspect adequately as to their true productivity?
    263 There are, after all, literally hundreds of thousands of people that think
    264 playing Jira Scrabble is an effective use of their time, and they also do not
    265 have a reason to lie to me about this. Nonetheless, every year, I must watch
    266 sadly as they lead my dejected peers to the Backlog Mines, where they will
    267 waste precious hours reciting random components of the Fibonacci sequence.
    268 
    269 What I'm getting at is all the people that make me feel like I'm “standing
    270 still”, including most of the ones I know that use AI and I like enough to ask
    271 for mentorship from, have never indicated that incorporating AI into my
    272 company's development workflow is at all a priority, and they won't even talk
    273 to me about it if I don't nag them.
    274 
    275 However, some of them do live in the Bay Area, and I am willing to align with
    276 you on the idea that this makes them lying snakes.
    277 
    278 IV. Is AI Getting The Right Level Of Attention?
    279 
    280     “But AI is also incredibly — a word I use advisedly — important. It’s
    281     getting the same kind of attention that smart phones got in 2008, and not
    282     as much as the Internet got. That seems about right.”
    283 
    284 Tomothy — can I call you Tomothy? — this raises some very important questions,
    285 ones which I'm sure the whole audience would be very keen on getting answers
    286 to. Namely, where is the portal to the magical plane that you live in? Answer
    287 me, you selfish bastard!
    288 
    289 I have been assured that there was a phase in the IT world where, upon bringing
    290 any project to management, they would say “Why isn't there a mobile app in this
    291 project?”. This is because many people are [16]very credulous, especially when
    292 they are spending other people's money.
    293 
    294 However, I still find myself wanting to make the lengthy journey to the pocket
    295 dimension that you inhabit, because the hype I've seen around AI is like,
    296 fucking next level, and I want out. We are at Amway-Megachurch-Cult levels of
    297 hype. The last time I attended a conference, the [17]room was full of
    298 non-technicians paying lip service to the Holy Trinity Of Things They Can't
    299 Possibly Understand — blockchain, quantum, AI.
    300 
    301 Executives and directors from around the world have called me to say that they
    302 can't fund any projects if they don't pretend there is AI in them. Non-profits
    303 have asked me if we could pretend to do AI because it's the only way to fund
    304 infrastructure in the developing world. Readers keep emailing me to say that
    305 their contracts are getting cancelled because someone smooth-talked their CEO
    306 into believing that they don't need developers. I was miraculously allowed onto
    307 some mandated “Professional Development For Board Members On AI” panel hosted
    308 by the Financial Times^[18]5, alongside people like Yahoo's former CDO, and the
    309 preparation consisted of being informed repeatedly that the audience has no
    310 idea what AI does but is scared they'll be fired or sued if they don't buy it.
    311 
    312 I wish, oh how I wish that it was like other hype cycles, but presumably not
    313 many people were walking around saying that smartphones are going to solve
    314 physics and usher in the end of all human labor, [19]real things Sam Altman has
    315 said. I personally know people from university whose retirement plan is “AI
    316 makes currency obsolete before I turn 40”. I understand that you don't care if
    317 that happens — and that is okay, it is irrelevant to how the technology
    318 performs for you at work now. But given that you can find thousands of people
    319 saying these things by glancing literally anywhere, how can you also say the
    320 technology is getting the correct amount of attention? This is wild.
    321 
    322 Tomothy, my washing machine has betrayed me. I turn it on and it says
    323 “optimizing with AI” but it never explains what it is optimizing, and then I
    324 still have to pick all the settings manually.
    325 
    326 cd87353b-0c7a-4747-8ee3-47e8766cbd37~1(1).jpg
    327 
    328 Please, please, please, let me into your blissful paradise, I'll do anything.
    329 
    330 V. These Executives Are Grifting Or Incompetent
    331 
    332     “Tech execs are mandating LLM adoption. That’s bad strategy. But I get
    333     where they’re coming from.”
    334 
    335 Tomtom — can I call you Tomtom? — do you get where they're coming from? Do you
    336 really? Re-read what you just wrote and repent for your conciliatory ways.
    337 
    338 If you, a person I believe is not a tech executive and is bullish on the
    339 technology, can identify that this is bad strategy in presumably ten
    340 milliseconds of thought, what does that say about the people who are doing
    341 this?
    342 
    343 Where they're coming from is:
    344 
    345 a ) trying to stoke their share prices via frenzied speculation
    346 b ) trying to generate hype so they can IPO and scam some gamblers
    347 c ) being fucking morons
    348 
    349 Sorry, those are the only reasons for engaging in obviously bad strategy. It's
    350 so obvious that you didn't bother explaining why it's bad strategy because you
    351 know that we all know. They have misaligned incentives or do not know what
    352 they're doing. This isn't like a grandmaster losing to Magnus Carlsen because
    353 they played a subtly incorrect variant of the Sicilian^[20]6 thirty-five moves
    354 ago. We're talking about supposedly world-class leaders sitting down and going
    355 “I always move the horsies first because it's hard to see the L-shapes”.
    356 They're either playing a different game, i.e Hyperlight Grifter, or they're
    357 behaving like goddamn baboons.
    358 
    359 This is an inescapable conclusion if you accept that it is obviously bad
    360 strategy, which you did. Welcome to the Logic Thunderdome, pal, where two men
    361 enter, one man dies, and the other feels that he wasted valuable calories on
    362 the murder.
    363 
    364 Good strategy could perhaps be something like gently suggesting people
    365 experiment with LLMs in their workflows, buying a bunch of $100 licenses, and
    366 maybe paying for some coaching in the effective usage of these tools if you are
    367 somehow able to navigate the ten thousand “thought leaders” that were
    368 cybersecurity experts a year ago, and real estate agents before that. Then
    369 instruct everyone to shut up and go back to doing their jobs.
    370 
    371 Whenever someone announces they are going AI first, I am the person that gets
    372 the emails from their engineering teams and directors describing what is really
    373 happening in-house. I've received emails that are probably admissible as
    374 evidence of intent to defraud investors. You have not accurately perceived
    375 where these people are coming from, because they are coming from the
    376 ever-lengthening queue outside the gates of Hell.
    377 
    378 VI. Killing Strawmen
    379 
    380     Do you like fine Japanese woodworking? All hand tools and sashimono
    381     joinery? Me too. Do it on your own time.
    382 
    383 Tomahawk Missile – can I call you Tomahawk Missile? – I agree that people are
    384 very miscalibrated on GenAI in both directions. Did you know the angriest
    385 message I got about my stance on AI is that I was too pro-AI? I also cringe
    386 whenever someone says “stochastic parrot” or “this is just pattern-matching and
    387 could never be conscious”. We actually have no idea what makes things
    388 conscious, and we have very little idea re: how human brains work. It is
    389 totally plausible to me that we are stochastic parrots and it simply doesn't
    390 feel that way from the inside.
    391 
    392 I don't talk about those people very much for two reasons.
    393 
    394 One, even explaining the abstract concept of [21]qualia is like, super hard,
    395 let alone talking about [22]the hard problem of consciousness. Some things are
    396 best left to professionals and textbooks.
    397 
    398 Two, while these are silly positions that deserve refutation, they are also not
    399 at all interesting. That doesn't make it wrong to refute them, but they are
    400 also not impactful. The only reason that I think it's worth addressing the
    401 other side of the Crazy Pendulum, i.e, my washing machine doing AI, is that
    402 they have different effects in the world.
    403 
    404 And I'm not even talking about environmental impacts or discrete harms caused
    405 by AI, I'm talking about the fact it's impossible to talk about anything else.
    406 GenAI has sucked the air out of every room, and no one can hear you scream
    407 reason in a hard vacuum.
    408 
    409 The former category of maximalist AI-haters exist on Mastodon, which most
    410 executives do not know exists and certainly do not use to guide the allocation
    411 of society's funding. The latter category of trembling AI sycophants is
    412 literally killing people — I know of a hospital in Australia that is wasting
    413 all their time on AI initiatives, which caused them to leave data quality
    414 issues unfixed, which caused them to under-report COVID deaths, which caused a
    415 premature lifting of masking policies. How many old people go through a major
    416 hospital per day? Do the math and riddle me this, Tomahawk: which one of these
    417 groups should I be worried about?
    418 
    419 So, you know, when you hear someone make a totally economically irrelevant
    420 argument about the craft? Putting aside all the second-order effects in how
    421 changing the way you program might change the way you develop as an engineer,
    422 let's say that these people aren't thinking of that, and are just being dumb. A
    423 person turning up to a CEO and going “no, don't do the cheap thing, pay me to
    424 do stuff because of craftsmanship”.
    425 
    426 I will concede that you did not create that strawman, because it is a real
    427 viewpoint that people hold. But you have certainly walked out of the debate
    428 hall, decapitated a scarecrow, and declared victory.
    429 
    430 VII. Why The Half-Hearted Defense Of Artists?
    431 
    432     “Important caveat: I’m discussing only the implications of LLMs for
    433     software development. For art, music, and writing? I got nothing. I’m
    434     inclined to believe the skeptics in those fields. I just don’t believe them
    435     about mine.”
    436 
    437 Tomtom — I've decided I like Tomtom — I don't understand why you've ceded
    438 authority on these artistic endeavors. LLMs are better for writing than they
    439 are for programming!^[23]7 It is much harder to complect most forms of written
    440 content into such a state that you will cause slowdowns further down the line
    441 than it is to screw up a codebase. It basically requires you to write a
    442 long-form novel, and even then you will probably not produce an unhandled
    443 exception and crash production in a manner that costs millions of dollars.
    444 You'll just produce Wind And Truth^[24]8. If you're inclined to believe people
    445 who are skeptical of AI writing, it probably follows that you should also not
    446 be so flabbergasted by programmers having doubts.
    447 
    448 It sounds like this is a sort of not-that-sincerely-felt handwave at vast
    449 economic harm being inflicted on a relatively poor (by programmer standards)
    450 demographic. And then you go on to say this anyway!
    451 
    452     “We imagine artists spending their working hours pushing the limits of
    453     expression. But the median artist isn’t producing gallery pieces. They
    454     produce on brief: turning out competent illustrations and compositions for
    455     magazine covers, museum displays, motion graphics, and game assets.”
    456 
    457 So are we leaving the arts out of it or not? Should I or should I not just get
    458 GenAI to produce all the pictures I need if I am being a greedy capitalist? I'm
    459 not talking about morals, I'm talking about whether it is selfishly rational to
    460 use GenAI to make my content more appealing.
    461 
    462 In your own article, the art across the top banner was clearly attributed to 
    463 [25]Annie Ruygt, and it looks totally different, to my eyes, to the [26]AI slop
    464 people are sticking on their websites. If it turns out Annie used GenAI for
    465 that, then I will be extremely owned.
    466 
    467 In any case, the artwork on her website is [27]gorgeous, and she describes
    468 herself as producing work for Fly.io. Despite this, I am willing to collaborate
    469 with you to write some hatemail describing her work as “competent but unworthy
    470 of a gallery”, and my consultancy is also happy to tell her that she's fired.
    471 And while we’re at it, we'll fire whoever made the hire for gross inefficiency
    472 in the age of AI.
    473 
    474 VIII. End
    475 
    476 Wait, can I call you Tommy Gun?
    477 
    478 PS:
    479 
    480 Obligatory link [28]to About Us page that I forced my team to let me write, to
    481 justify doing all this other writing during work hours.
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    485  1. But writer-to-writer, I think it's well-written. If it makes you feel
    486     better, Thomas, Bjarnason also objects vehemently to my tone and style.
    487     However, he still links people to my writing because my points are not
    488     slop! [29]↩
    489 
    490  2. I am famous for my very restrained and calm takes. [30]↩
    491 
    492  3. Also, I think I've become too sensitive about coming across as anti-AI,
    493     because sometimes my team sits around while an LLM wastes tons of our time
    494     while I go “no, no, this is really easy, it'll get it”, but I will accept
    495     that this is Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. [31]↩
    496 
    497  4. I do not sip rocket fuel, but I slam Kent Beck's Kool-Aid. [32]↩
    498 
    499  5. How do board members do their professional diligence on AI before spending
    500     billions of dollars on it? They join the call, leave their screens on, and
    501     walk away until they get credited for the hours. Maybe we are all the same,
    502     deep down. [33]↩
    503 
    504  6. All my hopes of becoming even a mediocre chess player were dashed when I
    505     discovered there is an opening called the Hyperaccelerated Dragon,
    506     preventing me from ever wanting to do anything else with any enthusiasm. 
    507     [34]↩
    508 
    509  7. This is not quite accurate, but broadly true. On one hand, books don't stop
    510     working if you've got clunky prose. On the other hand, if books stopped
    511     working when you had clunky prose, then you'd never ship clunky prose, a
    512     guarantee that programs can provide for some set of errors. But, broadly
    513     speaking, yeah, LLMs churn out adequate — i.e, stuff generally not good
    514     enough for me to read — prose without needing a billion agents, special
    515     tooling and also have minimal risk of catastrophic failure. [35]↩
    516 
    517  8. Figured I'd start a feud with Brandon Sanderson while I'm at it. Please
    518     note that I'm not saying he used GenAI to write, I'm saying some of the
    519     dialogue was horrendous. What were you thinking, buddy? [36]↩
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