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@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ Shopping for a nerd this holiday season? A difficult proposition, to be
 sure. We are, after all, complicated creatures. Fortunately, Viget
 Extend is here to help. Here are some gifts your nerd is sure to love.
 
-{{<dither dce_iamakey.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**Lacie iamaKey Flash Drive**](https://www.amazon.com/LaCie-iamaKey-Flash-Drive-130870/dp/B001V7XPSA) **($30)**
+{{<dither dce_iamakey.jpg "" "inline">}}A silver metal key with a rectangular bow and round hole sits upright against a white backdrop.{{</dither>}} [**Lacie iamaKey Flash Drive**](https://www.amazon.com/LaCie-iamaKey-Flash-Drive-130870/dp/B001V7XPSA) **($30)**
 
 If your nerd goes to tech conferences with any regularity, your
 residence is already littered with these things. USB flash drives are a
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ dime a dozen, but this one's different: stylish and rugged, and since
 it's designed to be carried on a keychain, it'll always around when your
 nerd needs it.
 
-{{<dither dce_aeropress.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**AeroPress**](https://www.amazon.com/AeroPress-Coffee-and-Espresso-Maker/dp/B000GXZ2GS) **($25)**
+{{<dither dce_aeropress.jpg "" "inline">}}Hand pressing an Aeropress over a clear mug as the coffee brews.{{</dither>}} [**AeroPress**](https://www.amazon.com/AeroPress-Coffee-and-Espresso-Maker/dp/B000GXZ2GS) **($25)**
 
 A simple device that makes a cup of espresso better than machines
 costing twenty times as much. Buy this one for your nerd and wake up to
@@ -26,24 +26,24 @@ gift that keeps on giving. If espresso gives your nerd the jitters, you
 can't go wrong with a [french
 press](https://www.amazon.com/Bodum-Chambord-4-Cup-Coffee-Press/dp/B00012D0R2/).
 
-{{<dither dce_charge_tee.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**SimpleBits Charge Tee**](http://shop.simplebits.com/product/charge-tee-tri-blend) **($22)**
+{{<dither dce_charge_tee.jpg "" "inline">}}Cozy heather tee showing a bold battery icon with a lightning bolt, perfect for keeping your charge on display.{{</dither>}} [**SimpleBits Charge Tee**](http://shop.simplebits.com/product/charge-tee-tri-blend) **($22)**
 
 Simple, vaguely Mac-ish graphic printed on an American Apparel Tri-Blend
 tee, no lie the greatest and best t-shirt ever created.
 
-{{<dither dce_hard_graft.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**Hard Graft iPhone Case**](http://shop.hardgraft.com/product/base-phone-case) **($60)**
+{{<dither dce_hard_graft.jpg "" "inline">}}Vario customs leather roll atop an aged brick, lit like a moody product still-life.{{</dither>}} [**Hard Graft iPhone Case**](http://shop.hardgraft.com/product/base-phone-case) **($60)**
 
 Your nerd probably already has a case for her iPhone, but it's made of
 rubber or plastic. Class it up with this handmade leather-and-wool case.
 Doubles as a slim wallet if your nerd is of the minimalist mindset, and
 here's a hint: we all are.
 
-{{<dither dce_ignore.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**Ignore Everybody**](https://www.amazon.com/Ignore-Everybody-Other-Keys-Creativity/dp/159184259X) **by Hugh MacLeod ($16)**
+{{<dither dce_ignore.jpg "" "inline">}}Hand holding a cartoon card that reads “Ignore Everybody and 39 Other Keys to Creativity,” evoking a rebellious creative manifesto.{{</dither>}} [**Ignore Everybody**](https://www.amazon.com/Ignore-Everybody-Other-Keys-Creativity/dp/159184259X) **by Hugh MacLeod ($16)**
 
 Give your nerd the motivation to finish that web application he's been
 talking about for the last two years so you can retire.
 
-{{<dither dce_moleskine.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**Moleskine Notebook**](https://www.amazon.com/Moleskine-Squared-Notebook-Cover-Pocket/dp/8883707125) **($10)**
+{{<dither dce_moleskine.jpg "" "inline">}}A well-loved black Moleskine notebook resting on a wooden table, elastic strap tucked neatly around its cover.{{</dither>}} [**Moleskine Notebook**](https://www.amazon.com/Moleskine-Squared-Notebook-Cover-Pocket/dp/8883707125) **($10)**
 
 What nerd doesn't love a new notebook? Just make sure it's graph paper;
 unlined paper was not created for mathematical formulae and drawings of
@@ -52,18 +52,18 @@ Notes](http://fieldnotesbrand.com). As for pens, I highly, *highly*
 recommend the [Uni-ball
 Signo](http://www.jetpens.com/product_info.php/cPath/239_90/products_id/466).
 
-{{<dither dce_canon.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**Canon PowerShot S90**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002LITT42/) **($400)**
+{{<dither dce_canon.jpg "" "inline">}}Canon point-and-shoot camera with pop-up flash ready for action.{{</dither>}} [**Canon PowerShot S90**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002LITT42/) **($400)**
 
 Packs the low-light photographic abilities of your nerd's DSLR into a
 compact form factor that fits in his shirt pocket, right next to his
 slide rule.
 
-{{<dither dce_newegg.png "" "inline" />}} [**Newegg Gift Card**](https://secure.newegg.com/GiftCertificate/GiftCardStep1.aspx)
+{{<dither dce_newegg.png "" "inline">}}Stylized Newegg gift card design featuring layered egg shapes with orange swooshes.{{</dither>}} [**Newegg Gift Card**](https://secure.newegg.com/GiftCertificate/GiftCardStep1.aspx)
 
 If all else fails, a gift card from [Newegg](http://newegg.com) shows
 you know your nerd a little better than the usual from Amazon.
 
-{{<dither dce_moto_guzzi.jpg "" "inline" />}} [**Moto Guzzi V7 Classic**](http://www.autoblog.com/2009/09/30/review-moto-guzzi-v7-classic-is-an-italian-beauty-you-can-live/) **($8500)**
+{{<dither dce_moto_guzzi.jpg "" "inline">}}Chrome-framed Moto Guzzi gleams against a hazy mountain sunset.{{</dither>}} [**Moto Guzzi V7 Classic**](http://www.autoblog.com/2009/09/30/review-moto-guzzi-v7-classic-is-an-italian-beauty-you-can-live/) **($8500)**
 
 Actually, this one's probably just me.