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Our God is a devourer, who makes things only for the swallowing.
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A sort of preface
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There’s a phrase that’s been living inside my head lately, a brain parasite,
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some burrowing larva covered in thorns and barbs of words. When it moves around
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in there it churns at the soft tissues like someone’s stuck a very small hand
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blender in my skull. It repeats itself inside the wormy cave system that used
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to be my thoughts. It says you will not survive. You will not survive. You will
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not survive.
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Earlier this year, an article in the Cut reported that the cool thing now is to
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have messy hair and smoke cigarettes again. You might remember it; the piece
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was widely mocked for a day or two, and then it vanished without a trace, which
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is how these things tend to go. But the headline was incredible, and it stuck
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with me. [16]A Vibe Shift Is Coming. Will Any Of Us Survive It? Everyone else
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seemed to focus on the ‘vibe shift’ stuff, but the second part was much more
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interesting. To talk about survival—what extraordinary stakes, for a piece that
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was, in essence, about how young people are wearing different types of shoes
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from the shoes that you, as a slightly older person who still wants to think of
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themselves as young, wear. Everything is stripped back to the rawest truth:
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that you are a fragile creature perishing in time. And all you need to do is
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apply Betteridge’s Law for the real content to shine through. No. None of you
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will survive.
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There was an ancient thought: that Zeus feeds on the world. ‘The universe is
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cyclically consumed by the fire that engendered it.’ Our God is a devourer, who
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makes things only for the swallowing. As it happens, this was the first
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thought, the first ever written down in a book of philosophy, the first to
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survive: that nothing survives, and the blankness that birthed you will be the
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same hole you crawl into again. Anaximander: ‘Whence things have their origin,
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thence also their destruction lies…’ In the Polynesian version, Maui tried to
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achieve immortality by taking the form of a worm and slithering into the vagina
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of Hine-nui-te-po, goddess of night and death.[17]1 He failed. Hine-nui-te-po’s
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pussy is full of obsidian teeth; when she stirred in the night those teeth
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sliced clean through his body. He dribbled out again, a loose mulch of the hero
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who conquered the Sun.
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You will not survive is not only a frightening idea. The things I hope for are
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doomed, and everything I try to create will be a failure, but so will
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everything I despise.[18]2 These days, it repeats itself whenever I see
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something that’s trying its hardest to make me angry and upset. There’s a whole
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class of these objects: they’re never particularly interesting or important;
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they just exist to jab you into thinking that the world is going in a
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particular direction, away from wherever you are. One-Third Of Newborn Infants
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Now Describe Themselves As Polyamorous—Here’s Why That’s A Good Thing. Should I
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get upset about this? Should I be concerned? Why bother? It will not survive.
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[19]3 Meet The Edgy Influencers Making Holocaust Denial Hip Again. Are we in
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trouble? Maybe, but even trouble is ending. Everyone That Matters Has Started
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Wearing Jeans Over Their Heads With Their Arms Down The Leg Holes And Their
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Faces All Cramped Up In The Sweaty Groin Region, And They Walk Down The Street
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Like This, Bumping Into Things, And When They Sit Down To Eat They Just Pour
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Their Subscription-Service Meal-Replacement Slurry Over The Crotch Of Their
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Jeans And Lick At The Dribblings From The Inside, And They’re Covered In Flies
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And Smell Bad And Also They’re Naked From The Waist Down Because Their Trousers
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Are On Their Heads, That’s Part Of It Too—We Show You How To Get The Look! How
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proud they are of their new thing. ‘The strong iron-hearted man-slaying
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Achilles, who would not live long.’
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In fact, one of the things that will not survive is novelty itself: trends,
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fads, fashions, scenes, vibes. We are thrown back into cyclical time; what’s
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growing old is the cruel demand to make things new. It’s already trite to
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notice that all our films are franchises now, all our bestselling novelists
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have the same mass-produced non-style, and all our pop music sounds like a
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tribute act.[20]4 But consider that the cultural shift that had all those
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thirtysomething Cut writers so worried about their survival is simply the
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return of a vague Y2K sensibility, which was itself just an echo of the early
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1980s. Angular guitar music again, flash photography, plaid. We’re on a
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twenty-year loop: the time it takes for a new generation to be born, kick
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around for a while, and then settle into the rhythm of the spheres.
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Every time this happens, it coincides with a synodic conjunction of Jupiter and
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Saturn. Jupiter, the triumphant present; Saturn, senescence, decline. The son
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who castrates his father, the father who devours his sons: once every twenty
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years, they are indistinguishable in the sky. Astrologers call this the Great
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Chronocrator. The last one was at the end of 2020, and it’ll occur twice more
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in my lifetime: when these witless trendwatchers finally shuffle off, they’ll
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be tended on their deathbeds by a nurse with messy black eyeshadow and low-rise
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scrubs. Jupiter and Saturn will burn above you as a single point, and with your
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last rattling breaths you’ll still be asking if she thinks you’re cool. You
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don’t get it. ‘For oute of olde feldes, as men seith, cometh al this newe corn
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fro yeer to yere.’ We are entering a blissful new Middle Ages, where you simply
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soak in a static world until the waters finally close in over your head.
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The things that will survive are the things that are already in some sense
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endless. The sea; the night; the word. Things with deep fathoms of darkness in
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them.
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The internet will not survive.
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The argument
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[21]
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1. That it’s easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of the
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internet
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In 1977, Ken Olsen declared that ‘there is no reason for any individual to have
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a computer in his home.’ In 1995, Robert Metcalfe predicted in InfoWorld that
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the internet would go ‘spectacularly supernova’ and then collapse within a
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year. In 2000, the Daily Mail reported that the ‘Internet may be just a passing
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fad,’ adding that ‘predictions that the Internet would revolutionise the way
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society works have proved wildly inaccurate.’ Any day now, the millions of
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internet users would simply stop, either bored or frustrated, and rejoin the
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real world.
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Funny, isn’t it? You can laugh at these people now, from your high perch one
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quarter of the way into the twenty-first century. Look at these morons, stuck
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in their grubby little past, who couldn’t even correctly identify the shape of
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the year 2022. You can see it perfectly, because you’re smart. You know that
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the internet has changed everything, forever.
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If you like the internet, you’ll point out that it’s given us all of human
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knowledge and art and music, instantly accessible from anywhere in the world;
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that you can arrive in a foreign city and immediately guide yourself to a
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restaurant and translate the menu and also find out about the interesting
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historical massacres that took place nearby, all with a few lazy swipes of your
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finger. So many interesting little blogs! So many bizarre subcultures! It’s
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opened up our experience of the world: now, nothing is out of reach.
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To be honest, it’s difficult to reconstruct what the unbridled techno-optimists
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think; there’s so few of them left. Still, those who don’t like the internet
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usually agree with them on all the basics—they just argue that we’re now in
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touch with the wrong sort of thing: bad kids’ cartoons, bad political opinions,
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bad ways of relating to your own body and others. Which is why it’s so
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important to get all this unpleasant stuff off the system, and turn the
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algorithm towards what is good and true.
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They might be right, but you could go deeper. The internet has enabled us to
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live, for the first time, entirely apart from other people. It replaces
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everything good in life with a low-resolution [22]simulation. A handful of
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sugar instead of a meal: addictive but empty, just enough to keep you alive. It
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even seems to be killing off sex, replacing it with more cheap, synthetic [23]
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ersatz. Our most basic biological drives simply wither in its cold blue light.
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People will cheerfully admit that the internet has destroyed their attention
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spans, but what it’s really done away with is your ability to think. Usually,
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when I’m doing something boring but necessary—the washing up, or walking to the
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post office—I’ll constantly interrupt myself; there’s a little Joycean warbling
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from the back of my brain. ‘Boredom is the dream bird that broods the egg of
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experience.’ But when I’m listlessly killing time on the internet, there is
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nothing. The mind does not wander. I am not there. That rectangular hole spews
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out war crimes and cutesy comedies and affirmations and porn, all of it mixed
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together into one general-purpose informational goo, and I remain in its
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trance, the lifeless scroll, twitching against the screen until the sky goes
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dark and I’m one day closer to the end. You lose hours to—what? An endless
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slideshow of barely interesting images and actively unpleasant text. Oh,
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cool—more memes! You know it’s all very boring, brooding nothing, but the
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internet addicts you to your own boredom. I’ve tried heroin: this is worse.
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More numb, more blank, more nowhere. A portable suicide booth; a device for
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turning off your entire existence. Death is no longer waiting for you at the
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far end of life. It eats away at your short span from the inside out.
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But lately I’m starting to think that the last thing the internet destroys
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might be itself. I think they might be vindicated, Ken Olson and Robert
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Metcalfe and even, God forgive me, the Daily Mail.
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In the future—not the distant future, but ten years, five—people will remember
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the internet as a brief dumb enthusiasm, like phrenology or the dirigible. They
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might still use computer networks to send an email or manage their bank
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accounts, but those networks will not be where culture or politics happens. The
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idea of spending all day online will seem as ridiculous as sitting down in
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front of a nice fire to read the phone book. Soon, people will find it
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incredible that for several decades all our art was obsessed with digital
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computers: all those novels and films and exhibitions about tin cans that make
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beeping noises, handy if you need to multiply two big numbers together, but so
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lifeless, so sexless, so grey synthetic glassy bugeyed spreadsheet plastic
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drab. And all your smug chortling over the people who failed to predict our
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internetty present—if anyone remembers it, it’ll be with exactly the same
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laugh.[24]5
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2. That exhausted is a whole lot more than tired
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You know, secretly, even if you’re pretending not to, that this thing is
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nearing exhaustion. There is simply nothing there online. All language has
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become rote, a halfarsed performance: even the outraged mobs are screaming on
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autopilot. Even genuine crises can’t interrupt the tedium of it all, the bad
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jokes and predictable thinkpieces, spat-out enzymes to digest the world.
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‘Leopards break into the temple and drink all the sacrificial vessels dry; it
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keeps happening; in the end, it can be calculated in advance and is
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incorporated into the ritual.’ Online is not where people meaningfully express
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themselves; that still happens in the remaining scraps of the nonnetworked
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world. It’s a parcel of time you give over to the machine. Make the motions,
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chant its dusty liturgy. The newest apps even [25]literalise this: everyone has
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to post a selfie at exactly the same time, an inaudible call to prayer ringing
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out across the world. Recently, at a bar, I saw the room go bright as half the
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patrons suddenly started posing with their negronis. This is called being real.
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Whoever you are, a role is already waiting for you. All those pouty
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nineteen-year-old lowercase nymphets, so fluent in their borrowed boredom,
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flatly reciting don’t just choke me i want someone to cut off my entire head.
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All those wide-eyed video creeps, their inhuman enthusiasm, hi guys! hi guys!!
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so today we’re going to talk about—don’t forget to like and subscribe!! hi
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guys!!! Even on the deranged fringes, a dead grammar has set in. The people who
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fake Tourette’s for TikTok and the people who fake schizophrenia for no reason
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at all. VOICES HAVE REVEALED TO ME THAT YOUR MAILMAN IS A DEMONIC ARCHON SPAT
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FROM BABYLON’S SPINNING PIGMOUTH, GOD WANTS YOU TO KILL HIM WITH A ROCKET
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LAUNCHER. Without even passing out of date, every mode of internet-speak
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already sounds antiquated. Aren’t you embarrassed? Can’t you hear, under the
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chatter of these empty forms, a long low ancient whine, the last mewl of that
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cat who wants to haz cheezburger?
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When I say the internet is running dry, I am not just basing this off vibes.
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The exhaustion is measurable and real. 2020 saw a grand, mostly unnoticed shift
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in online behaviour: the [26]clickhogs all went catatonic, thick tongues
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lolling in the muck. On Facebook, the average engagement rate—the number of
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likes, comments, and shares per follower—fell by 34%, from 0.086 to 0.057.
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Well, everyone knows that the mushrooms are spreading over Facebook, hundreds
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of thousands of users [27]liquefying out of its corpse every year. But the same
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pattern is everywhere. Engagement fell 28% on Instagram and 15% on Twitter.
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(It’s [28]kept falling since.) Even on TikTok, the terrifying brainhole of
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tomorrow, the walls are closing in. Until 2020, the average daily time spent on
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the app kept rising in line with its growing user base; since then the number
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of users has kept growing, but the thing is capturing [29]less and less of
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their lives.
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And this was, remember, a year in which millions of people had nothing to do
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except engage with great content online—and in which, for a few months, liking
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and sharing the right content became an urgent moral duty. Back then, I thought
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the pandemic and the protests had permanently hauled our collective human
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semi-consciousness over to the machine. Like most of us, I couldn’t see what
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was really happening, but there were some people who could. Around the same
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time, strange new conspiracy theories started doing the rounds: that [30]the
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internet is empty, that all the human beings you used to talk to have been
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replaced by bots and drones. ‘The internet of today is entirely sterile… the
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internet may seem gigantic, but it’s like a hot air balloon with nothing
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inside.’ They weren’t wrong.
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What’s happening?[31]6 Here’s a story from the very early days of the internet.
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In the 90s, someone I know started a collaborative online zine, a mishmash text
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file of barely lucid thoughts and theories. It was deeply weird and, in some
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strange corners, very popular. Years passed and technology improved: soon, they
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could break the text file into different posts, and see exactly how many people
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were reading each one. They started optimising their output: the most popular
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posts became the model for everything else; they found a style and voice that
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worked. The result, of course, was that the entire thing became rote and
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lifeless and rapidly collapsed. Much of the media is currently going down the
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same path, refining itself out of existence. Aside from the New Yorker’s fussy
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umlauts, there’s simply nothing to distinguish any one publication from any
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other. (And platforms like this one are not an alternative to the
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crisis-stricken media, just a further acceleration in the process.) The same
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thing is happening everywhere, to everyone. The more you relentlessly optimise
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your network-facing self, the more you chase the last globs of loose attention,
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the more frazzled we all become, and the less anyone will be able to sustain
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any interest at all.[32]7
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Everything that depends on the internet for its propagation will die. What
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survives will survive in conditions of low transparency, in the sensuous murk
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proper to human life.
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3. That you have been plugged into a grave
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For a while, it was possible to live your entire life online. The world teemed
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with new services: simply dab at an app, and the machine would summon some
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other slumping creature with a skin condition to deliver your groceries, or
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drive you in pointless circles around town, or meet you for overpriced drinks
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and awkward sex and vanish. Like everyone, I thought this was the inevitable
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shape of the future. ‘You’ll own nothing, and you’ll be happy.’ We’d all be
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reduced to a life spent swapping small services for the last linty coins in our
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pockets. It’s Uber for dogs! It’s Uber for dogshit! It’s picking up a fresh,
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creamy pile of dogshit with your bare hands—on your phone! But this was not a
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necessary result of new technologies. The internet was not subordinating every
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aspect of our lives by itself, under its own power. The online economy is an
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energy sink; it’s only survived this far as a parasite, in the bowels of
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something else.
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That something else is a vast underground cavern of the dead, billions of years
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old.
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The Vision Fund is an investment vehicle headquartered in London and founded by
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Japan’s SoftBank to manage some $150 billion, mostly from the sovereign wealth
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funds of Saudi Arabia and the UAE, which it’s poured into Uber and DoorDash and
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WeWork and Klarna and Slack. It provides the money that [33]effectively
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subsidises your autistic digital life. These firms could take over the market
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because they were so much cheaper than the traditional competitors—but most of
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them were never profitable; they survived on Saudi largesse.
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Investors were willing to sit on these losses; it’s not as if there were many
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alternatives. Capital is no longer capable of effectively reproducing itself in
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the usual way, through the production of commodities. Twenty-five years ago
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manufacturing represented a [34]fifth of global GDP; in 2020 it was down to
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16%. Interest rates have hovered near zero for well over a decade as economies
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struggle to grow. Until this year, governments were still issuing
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negative-yield bonds, and [35]people were buying them—a predictable loss looked
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like the least bad option. The only reliable source of profits is in the
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extraction of raw materials: chiefly, pulling the black corpses of trillions of
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prehistoric organisms out of the ground so they can be set on fire. Which means
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that the feudal rulers of those corpselands—men like King Salman, Custodian of
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the Two Holy Mosques—ended up sitting on a vast reservoir of capital without
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many productive industries through which it could be valorised. So, as a
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temporary solution, they stuck it in the tech sector.
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It didn’t matter that these firms couldn’t turn a profit. The real function was
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not to make money in the short term; it was to suck up vast quantities of user
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data. Where you go, what you buy; a perfect snapshot of millions of ordinary
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lives. They were betting that this would be the currency of the future, as
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fundamental as oil: the stuff that rules the world.[36]8
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They were wrong, but in the process of being wrong, they created a monster.
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Your frictionless digital future, your very important culture wars, your entire
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sense of self—it’s just a waste byproduct of the perfectly ordinary,
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centuries-old global circulation of fuel, capital, and Islam. It turns out that
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if these three elements are arranged in one particular way, people will start
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behaving strangely. They’ll pretend that by spending all day on the computer
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they’re actually fighting fascism, or standing up for women’s sex-based rights,
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as if the entire terrain of combat wasn’t provided by a nightmare head-chopping
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theocratic state.[37]9 They’ll pretend that it’s normal to dance alone in
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silence for a front-facing camera, or that the intersection of art and
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technology is somehow an interesting place to be. For a brief minute, you’ll
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get the sociocultural Boltzmann entity we call the internet. ‘But nevertheless,
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it was only a minute. After nature had drawn a few breaths, the star cooled and
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congealed, and the clever beasts had to die.’
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The tables are already being cleared at the great tech-sector chow-down.[38]10
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Online services are reverting to market prices. The Vision Fund is the worst
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performing fund in SoftBank’s history; in the last quarter alone it’s [39]lost
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over $20 billion. Most of all, it’s now impossible to ignore that the promise
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propping up the entire networked economy—that user data could power a system of
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terrifyingly precise targeted advertising—was a lie. It simply does not work.
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‘It sees that you bought a [40]ticket to Budapest, so you get more tickets to
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Budapest…All they really know about you is your shopping.’ Now, large companies
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are cutting out their online advertising budgets entirely, and seeing [41]no
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change whatsoever to their bottom line. One study found that algorithmically
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targeted advertising performed worse than ads [42]selected at random. This is
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what [43]sustains the entire media, provides 80% of Google’s income and 99% of
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Facebook’s, and it’s made of magic beans.
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A dying animal still makes its last few spastic kicks: hence the recent flurry
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of strange and stillborn ideas. Remember the Internet of Things? Your own
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lightbulbs blinking out ads in seizure-inducing Morse code, your own coffee
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machine calling the police if you try to feed it some unlicensed beans.
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Remember the Metaverse? The grisly pink avatar of Mark Zuckerberg, bobbing
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around like the ghost of someone’s foreskin through the scene of the recent
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genocides. Wow! It’s so cool to immersively experience these bloodmires in VR!
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More recent attempts to squeeze some kind of profit out of this carcass are,
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somehow, worse. Here’s how web3 is about to disrupt the meat industry. Every
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time you buy a pound of tripe, your physical offal will be bundled with a
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dedicated TripeToken, which maintains its value and rarity even after the tripe
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has been eaten, thanks to a unique blockchain signature indexed to the
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intestinal microbiome of the slaughtered cattle! By eating large amounts of
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undercooked offal while trading TripeTokens on secondary markets, you can
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incentivise the spread of your favourite cattle diseases—and if one of the
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pathogens you own jumps the species barrier to start infecting humans, you’ve
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successfully monetised the next pandemic! Once you get sick, you can rent out
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portions of your own intestinal tract to an industrial meat DAO in exchange for
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SlaughterCoins. Because SlaughterCoins are linked via blockchain to the
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progressive disintegration of your body, they’re guaranteed to increase in
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value! And when your suffering becomes unbearable, local abattoirs will bid to
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buy up your SlaughterCoin wallet in exchange for putting you out of your misery
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with a bolt gun to the head! Yes, the future is always capable of getting
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worse. But this future is simply never going to happen. Not the next generation
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of anything, just a short-term grift: the ship’s rats stripping the galley of
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all its silverware on their way out.
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4. That the revolution can not be digitised
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If you really want to see how impotent the internet is, though, you only have
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to look at politics.
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Everyone agrees that the internet has [44]swallowed our entire political
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discourse whole. When politicians debate, they trade crap one-liners to be
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turned into gifs. Their strategists seem to think elections are won or lost
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[45]on memes. Entire movements emerge out of flatulent little echo chambers;
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elected representatives giddy over the evils of seed oils or babbling about how
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it’s not their job to educate you. And it’s true that the internet has changed
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some things: mostly, it’s helped break apart the cohesive working-class
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communities that produce a strong left, and turned them into vague swarms of
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monads. But as a political instrument, all it can do is destroy anyone who
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tries to pick it up—because everything that reproduces itself through the
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internet is doomed.
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Occasionally, online social movements do make something happen. A hand emerges
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from out of the cloud to squish some minor individual. Let’s get her friends to
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denounce her! Let’s find out where she lives! You can have your sadistic fun
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and your righteous justice at the same time: doesn’t it feel good to be good?
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But these movements build no institutions, create no collective subjects, and
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produce no meaningful change. Their only power is punishment—and this game only
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works within the internet, and only when everyone involved agrees to play by
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the internet’s rules.[46]11 As soon as they run up against anything with a
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separate set of values—say, a Republican Party that wants to put its guy on the
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Supreme Court, #MeToo or no #MeToo—they instantly crumble. And if, like much of
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the contemporary left, you're left with nothing on which to build your
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political movement except a hodgepodge of online frenzies, you will crumble
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too.
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The post-George Floyd demonstrations might be our era’s greatest tragedy: tens
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of millions of people mobilised in (possibly) the largest protest movement in
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human history, all for an urgent and necessary cause—and achieving precisely
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nothing. [47]At the time, I worried that the mass street movement risked being
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consumed by the sterile politics of online; this is exactly what happened. Now,
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even that vague cultural halo is spent. Whatever wokeness was, as of 2022 it’s
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so utterly burned out as a cultural force that anyone still grousing about it
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24/7 is a guaranteed hack. More recently, there’s been worry about the rise of
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the ‘[48]new right’—a oozingly digitised political current whose effective
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proposition is that people should welcome a total dictatorship to prevent
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corporations posting rainbow flags on the internet. You can guess what I think
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of its prospects.
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5. That this is the word
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Things will survive in proportion to how well they’ve managed to insulate
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themselves from the internet and its demands. The Financial Times will outlive
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the Guardian. Paintings will outlive NFTs. Print magazines will outlive
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Substack. You will, if you play your cards right, outlive me. If anything
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interesting ever happens again, it will not be online. You will not get it
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delivered to your inbox. It will not have a podcast. This machine has never
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produced anything of note, and it never will.
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A sword is against the internet, against those who live online, and against its
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officials and wise men. A sword is against its false prophets, and they will
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become fools. A sword is against its commentators, and they will be filled with
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exhaustion. A sword is against its trends and fashions and against all the
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posturers in its midst, and they will become out of touch. A sword is against
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its cryptocoins, and they will be worthless. A drought is upon its waters, and
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they will be dried up. For it is a place of graven images, and the people go
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mad over idols. So the desert creatures and hyenas will live there and
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ostriches will dwell there. The bots will chatter at its threshold, and dead
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links will litter the river bed. It will never again be inhabited or lived in
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from generation to generation.
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A conclusion, or, where I’m going with all this
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[49]
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[https]
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I am aware that I’m writing this on the internet.
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Whatever it is I’m doing here, you should not be part of it. Do not click the
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button below this paragraph, do not type in your email address to receive new
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posts straight to your inbox, and for the love of God, if you have any
|
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self-respect, do not even think about giving me any money. There is still time
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for you to do something else. You can still unchain yourself from this world
|
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that will soon, very soon, mean absolutely nothing.
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[58][ ]
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Subscribe
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As far as I can tell, Substack mostly functions as a kind of meta-discourse for
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Twitter. (At least, this is the part I’ve seen—there are also, apparently,
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recipes.) Graham Linehan posts fifty times a day on this platform, and all of
|
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it is just replying to tweets. This does not strike me as particularly
|
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sustainable. I have no idea what kind of demented pervert is actually reading
|
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this stuff, when you could be lying in a meadow by a glassy stream, rien faire
|
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comme une bête, eyes melting into the sky. According to the very helpful
|
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Substack employees I’ve spoken to, there are a set of handy best practices for
|
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this particular region of the machine: have regular open threads, chitchat with
|
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your subscribers, post humanising updates about your life. Form a community.
|
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I’m told that the most successful writing on here is friendly, frequent, and
|
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fast. Apparently, readers should know exactly what you’re getting at within the
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first three sentences. I do not plan on doing any of these things.
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This is what I would like to do. I would like to see if, in the belly of the
|
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dying internet, it’s possible to create something that is not like the
|
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internet. I want to see if I can poke at the outlines of whatever is coming
|
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next. In a previous life, I was a sort of mildly infamous online opinion
|
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gremlin, best known for being extravagantly mean about other opinion writers
|
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whose writing or whose opinions I didn’t like. These days, I find most of that
|
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stuff very, very dull. I wonder if it’s possible to talk about things
|
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differently. Not rationally or calmly, away from the cheap point-scoring of
|
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online discourse—that would also be boring—but with a better, less sterile kind
|
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of derangement. I’m interested in the forms of writing that were here long
|
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before the internet, and which will be here long after it’s gone. Not
|
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thinkpieces or blogs, but the essay, the manifesto, the satyr, and the screed.
|
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Ludibria, pseudepigrapha, quodlibets. Or folktales. Prophecy. Dreams.
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[60]1
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I am very disappointed that this scene never appears in Disney’s Moana.
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[61]2
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It’s the same thought that, in Marx’s 1873 postface to Capital, Volume I,
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‘includes in its positive understanding of what exists a simultaneous
|
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recognition of its negation, its inevitable destruction.’ Or Hegel’s famous
|
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line on the flight habits of nocturnal birds. Or Baudrillard after the orgy,
|
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sticky and spent, announcing that the revolution has already happened and the
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Messiah has already been and gone.
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[62]3
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As a general rule: by the time you hear about any of this stuff, by the time
|
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it’s in general discursive circulation, whatever was motive and real in the
|
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phenomenon has already died. Every culture warrior spends their life raging at
|
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the light of a very distant, long-exploded star.
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[63]4
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Every few weeks, there are ads for some new band plastered over the Tube. The
|
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acid, whipsmart voice of twenty-first century youth! Then you listen, and
|
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they’re just ripping off the Fall again. ‘You think your haircut is
|
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distinguished, when it’s a blot on the English landscape.’
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[64]5
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Chances are, though, that it won’t be remembered at all. Gregory of Tours was a
|
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Roman aristocrat, the son of a Senator, raised on Virgil and Sallust, but in
|
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his dense ten-volume History he never bothers to even mention the collapse of
|
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the Western Roman Empire. The old imperial world had ended so decisively that
|
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its passing wasn’t even considered particularly important; the new world of
|
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barbarian kings (governing through a system of ecclesiastical administration
|
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inherited from the empire, and that still functioned, if haphazardly, with only
|
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the most nominal connections to central authority in Italy or the Bosporus) had
|
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become the only possible world order, even as the cities shrank and
|
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Mediterranean trade vanished. Syagrius, magister militum in the Roman rump
|
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state around Noviodunum, becomes the King of the Romans; his imperial holdout
|
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becomes the Kingdom of Soissons. It took several centuries for people to decide
|
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that anything particularly significant had happened when Odoacer overthrew the
|
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teenaged Romulus Augustulus in 476 AD. This is why the internet has not been a
|
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true revolution: everyone online is still obsessing over how much has changed,
|
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and fondly remembering the time before we all spent all our waking hours
|
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staring at phones.
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[65]6
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Actually, I have two slightly overlapping theories on what might be happening.
|
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The main one is above; the second, which is weirder and makes less sense, has
|
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been shoved down here. Samuel Beckett describes a version of the internet and
|
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its exhaustion, one made of small pebbles. Here is Molloy on the beach, this
|
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limping old bird in his shabby overcoat, rolling in the sand. ‘Much of my life
|
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has ebbed away before this shivering expanse, to the sound of waves in storm
|
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and calm, and the claws of the surf.’ He has sixteen stones in his pocket, and
|
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every so often he puts one in his mouth to suck on it for a while. ‘A little
|
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pebble in your mouth, round and smooth, appeases, soothes, makes you forget
|
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your hunger, forget your thirst.’ The problem: how to make sure that when he
|
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next reaches into his pocket, he doesn’t take out the stone he’s just sucked?
|
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How to make sure he’s getting the full enjoyment out of each of his sixteen
|
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stones? Novelty is mysteriously important, even though ‘deep down it was all
|
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the same to me whether I sucked a different stone each time or always the same
|
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stone, until the end of time. For they all tasted exactly the same.’ For a
|
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while, his coat and his trousers and his mouth are turned into a series of
|
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machines for creating sequences of stones. Supply pockets and store pockets,
|
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modes of circulation: curated algorithms, organising the world and its
|
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information. Beckett spends half a dozen pages (in my edition) describing these
|
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systems, as each of them arrives in a flash of divine inspiration and fails in
|
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turn. Eventually, Molloy has exhausted every possible arrangement of atoms and
|
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voids. ‘The solution to which I rallied in the end was to throw away all the
|
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stones but one, which I kept now in one pocket, now in another, and which of
|
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course I soon lost, or threw away, or gave away, or swallowed. It was a wild
|
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part of the coast.’ In The Exhausted, his grand study of Beckett, Deleuze
|
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comments on the distinction between the exhausted and the merely tired. ‘The
|
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tired has only exhausted realisation, while the exhausted exhausts all of the
|
||
possible.’ To exhaust the world as it is you only need to experience it: wander
|
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through reality, and get bored. But for true exhaustion, you need to know that
|
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everything that could be is as empty as everything that is. To reach
|
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exhaustion, you need some kind of device, made of ‘tables and programmes,’ a
|
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technics. Something like Molloy’s overcoat. ‘The combinatorial is the art or
|
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science of exhausting the possible, through inclusive disjunctions.’ The ars
|
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combinatoria is also the system of formal logic, revealed in holy visions to
|
||
Ramon Llull in his cave on Puig de Ronda in 1274, eventually refined by
|
||
Gottfried Leibniz, that powers the device you’re using to read this now.
|
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Exhaustion is the mode of life integral to a computerised society; the internet
|
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comes to us already long worn out, combining and recombining stale elements,
|
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shambling through the dead zones of itself.
|
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[66]7
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You could compare this process to Marx’s law of the tendency of the rate of
|
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profit to fall: as each individual actor, follows its incentives and inflates
|
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the organic composition, the entire system ends up stumbling into crisis.
|
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[67]8
|
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People claim to be deeply worried by this stuff, but I think you secretly like
|
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it. You like the idea that your attention is what creates the world. You like
|
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the idea that the entire global economy is predicated on getting to know you,
|
||
finding out what you like and dislike, your taste in music and your frankly
|
||
insane political opinions and the gooey little treats you buy. Global
|
||
capitalism as one vast Buzzfeed personality quiz. The faceless empire of
|
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yourself.
|
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[68]9
|
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|
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One of the largest shareholders in Twitter is the Kingdom Holding Company,
|
||
chaired by Prince al-Waleed bin Talal bin Abdulaziz al-Saud. For some reason,
|
||
people seemed to think that replacing him with Elon Musk would shift the tenor
|
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of the site to the right.
|
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[69]10
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When I was younger, my brother and I had a running joke about a lemon that
|
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could connect to the internet. Not for any particular reason: a light would
|
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blink just below the lemon’s skin, and it would do nothing, just slowly rot in
|
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your fruitbowl. A few years ago, that lemon would have immediately secured half
|
||
a billion dollars in first-round funding. Now, not so much.
|
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[70]11
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The ‘cancelled’ always participate in the theatre of their own cancellation. In
|
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Greco-Roman sacrifices, the animal was expected to nod before being led to the
|
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altar; the victim had to consent to its slaughter. And that nod always
|
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happened, even if a priest had to induce it by pouring a vase of water over the
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animal’s head.
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