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The Kindness Of Familiar Faces
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[41][dre]
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By [42]Drew Magary
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12:59 PM EDT on March 10, 2026
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Commuters waiting for a trainJustin Tallis / AFP
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467Comments
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Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your
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mind? [48]Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at [49]SFGATE, and [50]
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buy Drew’s books while [51]you’re at it. Today, we're talking brackets,
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bartenders, hot people with shitty taste, and more.
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Your letters:
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Chuck:
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I go to a gym on a regular weekday schedule, as do most of the people there
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at 5 a.m. One guy, who usually takes a shower right before me, has the best
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smelling body wash. Like, the entire shower smells great when he gets out.
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I've briefly talked to him before, but how weird is it for me to ask him
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what the name of it is?
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Can’t you just see what body wash he’s using without having to ask? If you see
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this guy at the gym every morning, surely you’ve seen him carrying his magical,
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cedarwood-scented bottle of Old Spice 2-in-1 on the way to/from washing up. If
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you haven’t, then why not just leap into his shower while he’s lathering up so
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that you can get a direct look?
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If you’d never seen this guy before in your life, I’d tell you to hold your
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tongue. Having a complete stranger be like You know, I’ve been smelling you
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isn’t just weird, but also strangely personal. But in Chuck’s case, we’re
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talking about another gym regular he’s already had small talk with. That counts
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as “knowing” the guy, even if barely. So I think it’s OK to broach the subject.
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You can say, “I know this sounds weird, but I have to know what kinda body wash
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you’re using. Mine doesn’t smell anywhere near that good, bro!” and have it
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work. Don’t ask him while you’re both IN the shower. That would be inopportune.
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But in the relative safety of the locker area? Feels safe to me.
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I haven’t belonged to a gym since the pandemic, and yet I still remember a lot
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of the regulars. Not only from that gym, but from the gym I belonged to before
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that. I remember all of the hot members of course, but it goes way past that. I
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remember a dude who looked and dressed exactly like a Sopranos extra, even
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though we were in suburban Maryland. I remember a dude with big mop of curly
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hair who always worked out with his glasses on. I remember this one squat lady
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who could deadlift like 225. I never held a conversation with any of these
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people. Not sure I even said a single word to them. But I saw them nearly every
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day, so they were familiar faces.
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It’s always good to have familiar faces passing in and out of your life. You
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graduate from school and all of the randos you used to see walking past you in
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the quad are replaced with a new set of randos in the office, at your gym, in
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your apartment building, and even at the grocery store. Even if you never speak
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to these people, you interact with them. You notice them. You hear them. You
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bump into them. You see them talking to someone else, and then you wonder about
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that other person. They might do likewise, and now there’s a loose tether
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connecting you both. It’s nothing you’ll think about for more than six seconds,
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but it’s still there.
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Now that I work from home and work out at home, my current portfolio of
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familiar faces is much lower than it should be. It’s only when I go out on my
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bike that I get my RDA of not-quite strangers: the one weirdo who seems to be
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running on the trail 24 hours a day, the old man who I know from experience
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won’t be able to hear my bike bell as I come from behind, many cute dogs. These
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are the people (and dogs) who keep you socialized, even if you never learn
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their names. Lose them and you lose one of your tethers to the rest of the
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world. Now I wish I belonged to a gym again. I bet I’d be using a
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better-smelling body wash right now if I did.
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Jeff:
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I’m recently 40, and I think I had my first true old man thought! Back in
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my day, there was at least some semblance of protest music in pop culture
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and music. My old ass doesn’t feel like that exists anymore! Are there
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actually pop musicians doing political/protest messages in the algorithm
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age?
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I made this same old-man lament in this column a few weeks ago … and also
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probably 78 other times over the past decade. Anyway, the chief culprit is that
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darn [52]capitalism, in the form of consolidation, monopolization, private
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equity, and David Zaslav’s taste in movies. But you know about all of that shit
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already, so let me pull out ever more and pin this on the existence of the
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internet. I’ve been on a tear reading oral histories of old music scenes: the
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early days at MTV, the '80s glam scene in Hollywood, the '90s grunge scene in
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Seattle. All of these scenes developed before the popular web, and that’s no
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coincidence.
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Let’s use Kurt Cobain as an example here. The topline I’m about to give you is
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WILDLY broad, so I apologize in advance. In the 1980s, Cobain was stuck in
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Aberdeen, Wash., with no real prospects and no place where he felt he belonged.
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So he packed up and went to Seattle, where he found a bunch of people who were
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weird in the same way that he was weird: broke as shit, nowhere to stay, drunk
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all the time, frequenting the same seedy music clubs every night because that’s
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where they knew everyone else would be. A lot of these people, like Cobain, had
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also migrated to Seattle. Some of them formed bands, and then formed different
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bands with people from other bands they knew. That loose collection of faces
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that were all in the same place, all for an extended period of time, and so a
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culture germinated out of it: flannel shirts, Jackass-grade DIY stage antics,
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and a form of music that wasn’t metal and wasn’t punk, but instead a ramshackle
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melding of the two. By the time the '80s had ended… HEY PRESTO! Here’s the
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grunge scene, ready to take over the world with Cobain’s Nirvana as the tip of
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the spear.
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None of that happens if the internet exists. Instead of fleeing to Seattle in
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search of a purpose in life, Kurt Cobain would’ve joined a subreddit that made
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living in Aberdeen three percent more bearable, he would have expressed his
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jadedness with society on Thought Catalog, and he would have uploaded rough
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demos to his SoundCloud as his attempt at making it in the biz. He wouldn’t
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have met any of the people who either inspired his music or directly made it
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with him. More important, the Seattle scene itself never would have
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materialized. The internet disincentivizes people young and old from going out
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into the world, from making necessary human connections, and from forging a
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collective artistic voice together. That’s why there’s never gonna be another
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Cobain. That’s why the most visible protest music in 2026 comes from the likes
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of [53]Bruce Springsteen and [54]U2: old rich white dudes who have nothing at
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stake.
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Kevin:
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Do you have methodology for picking your bracket? My family tradition is to
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always take Catholic schools. Some people go with mascots or team colors.
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What’s the Magary way?
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I used to have a whole setup for picking my men’s bracket. I’d pick up the
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print edition of USA Today, then sit down and pore over the team capsules like
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a homicide detective sifting through evidence. I valued guard play in the
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tourney (still do), so if I saw any highly seeded team that had at least two
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guards average double figures in scoring, I gave them a little star. Then I’d
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sit down with my bracket and begin carefully filling it out … until I fucked up
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a line and had to print out an entirely new, clean bracket to fill out. Then
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I’d pick a 12-seed to upset a 5-seed, thinking I was the only person alive who
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knew that at least one 12-seed always win an opening-round game. Then I’d fold
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up the bracket and keep it in my pocket all tourney long, checking off picks
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that advanced and X-ing picks that didn’t. Then, by the Elite Eight at the
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latest, I’d wad that bracket up and throw it out. I won my pool exactly one
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time, back in 1999. This is why Khalid El-Amin remains my favorite college
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basketball player in history.
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That was my methodology back then. Here’s my methodology today: I get a
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reminder to fill out my bracket days before the tourney starts, then I head
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over to ESPN’s Bracket Challenge Sponsored By Grok University, then I fill out
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my bracket in less than two minutes, basing my choices on a random mix of old
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prejudices and gut basketball knowledge, and then I forget who I picked until
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they lose in the first round two days later. If the NCAA ever tinkers with the
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68-team bracket anymore than they already have, I will accuse them of
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destroying my childhood.
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Drew (not me):
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In the year of our Lord 2026, is the average American more likely to fall
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in love with a bartender or a barista?
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Bartender. The answer is always bartender. If I’m dealing with a barista, it’s
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probably early in the morning and I’m probably cranky. Also, I’m probably
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standing in line at an airport. That’s no time to fall in love, not even in a
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romcom. Conversely, when do you encounter a bartender? That’s right: when
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you’re already drunk and already horny. Real horny, not birthday-party horny.
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Then some saucy gal in a knotted dress shirt behind the bar asks you what
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you’ll be havin’ and DAMN GIRL HOW BOUT I BE HAVIN’ THOSE DIGITS? I’ve never
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slept with a bartender, by the way.
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Other Drew failed to include “dispensary gal” in his question, but you better
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believe that every dirtbag guy living in the city has dealt with a cool
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(stoned) dispensary gal and thought (stoned) to himself, “I’m never buying weed
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anywhere else from now on. Elsie is the best of the best.” I’ve also never
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slept with a weed dispensary clerk.
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HALFTIME!
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Bryan:
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Imagine you found the perfect girl (or partner) for you in every way.
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Beautiful, thoughtful, kind, funny, all the things. However, she is
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OBSESSED with the show The Big Bang Theory. Like, would default to watching
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it when nothing was on, drop quotes, say "Bazinga" unironically, go to
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cons, run a fan website... could you make that relationship work for you?
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Bryan, come on now. You have to give me harder questions than this. I have
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never watched The Big Bang Theory, but no one is ever gonna be like, “Well I
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love Marisa Miller, but her fondness for Chuck Lorre shows is a bridge I simply
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can never gap.” Shit, you’re lucky in 2026 America if the person you’re fucking
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isn’t a Nazi. So yes, I think I could tolerate a dream girlfriend who likes
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that show. My wife has to deal with my football problem, and that’s
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exponentially more annoying. She’s also roped me into watching shit like early
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Grey’s Anatomy. At no point during any of those episodes was I like, “I have to
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leave this woman.” All couples have their differences, it doesn’t matter.
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RIP McSteamy while we’re here. He was my favorite character on Grey’s Anatomy
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by a mile.
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Ricky:
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If an NFL team was allowed to have the first 50 picks of the draft but no
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other players, do you think they would make the playoffs?
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The first year? No. After that, it depends on if they play in the NFC South or
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not.
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Jon:
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Heard that Metallica is getting set to do a residency at The Sphere in
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Vegas. I like Metallica but not a huge fan. I’ve never had a strong urge to
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see them live, but if a ticket for one of these shows fell into my lap I
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would definitely go purely for the spectacle. Is there any band or perform
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that you don't hate but would go and see purely for the experience?
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Isn’t that basically how Taylor Swift was able to rake in billions for the Eras
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tour? I’ve yet to meet a single parent—they’re all parents—who went to an Eras
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show and thought they’d wasted their dough. And all of those people went as
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wingmen for actual Swift fans. So while I could give half a shit about Swift’s
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musical output, you better believe I would’ve hit that concert if someone had
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given me a comp. That woman, like [55]Metallica, knows how to put on a good
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show.
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Jon didn’t even mention the festival circuit in his question, and one of the
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fun things about hitting a festival is falling for acts you wouldn’t have
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thought twice about otherwise. And I’ve already attended plenty of concerts
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where I only had a casual interest in the performer: Meatloaf, Bad-era Michael
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Jackson, Cyndi Lauper. I had a good time in every instance. I check out opening
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acts too, just in case I end up being pleasantly surprised (and I have been).
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I’ll also go to a show if I have a history with the venue, a la 9:30 in D.C. If
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you live near a club-sized venue that you like, it’s always fun to go to a
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concert there even if you don’t know the act all that well. I resolved to go to
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more concerts a while back, but I haven’t done a good job sticking with the
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effort. Don’t be as lazy as me. You won’t never know what you’re missing
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otherwise.
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Still Jon:
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Side question: How tempted are you by these Metallica at The Sphere shows?
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James Dolan can get fucked with a broken hockey stick but from what I've
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seen concerts at The Sphere look pretty epic.
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Oh I’m gonna ask SFGATE to send me to that show on assignment. I love
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Metallica, and I think The Sphere is cool, even if the rest of the internet
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despises it. I expect a concert planetarium in Las Vegas to be tacky; I’d be
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pissed if it wasn’t. So don’t expect my review of that show to be a pan.
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Pete:
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I was making my daughter pancakes and noticed one of her reading
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comprehension tests. She’s in second grade, btw. She hurried through, just
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to be done and have time to relax. She picked up one of my worst habits. I
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still do this. What habit or trait of yours have your kids inherited,
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despite you trying to rectify it?
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That one, especially with our 13-year-old son. Like me, the boy rushes through
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his homework so that he never has to deal with it again (and also so he can
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front like the work was easy for him to do). But I’ve never tried to rectify
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that, because DNA is DNA. Also, he’s still doing his homework and getting good
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grades. It’d be one thing if he just bailed on ever turning his work in. That’d
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be his ass. But he does the work, and then his teacher tells him whether or not
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he did a sloppy-ass job with it. Just like my teacher told me back in the day.
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AWWWWWW.
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Josue:
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I was in the produce aisle of the supermarket recently, perusing the
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cucumber selection. When I had found the cucumber I wanted, I picked it up,
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and proceeded to do that little one-handed end-over-end flip and catch of
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the cucumber before putting it in my basket. When I happened to look back
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over to my right, I saw another guy pick up a cucumber and do the exact
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same thing. Then I realized that this is something that I like to do
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whenever I'm holding a vaguely cylindrical item in my hands: vegetables, my
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kid’s aluminum baseball bat, even hammers. The more top heavy and
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unbalanced the item, the more satisfying it is to successfully pull it off.
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Anyways, what's up with that?
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I do the cucumber flip too! Vegetables can be really sensuous, don’t you think?
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I do all of that playdate shit. I stand a baseball bat on my palm and see how
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long I can keep it balanced. I twirl my stick lighter like it’s a six-shooter.
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I use a paper towel roll as an air sword. It’s fun, and if being fun is weird,
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well then call me Pee-wee Herman.
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J:
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I have a friend who I haven’t talked to in over two years. I recently
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applied for a job with the company he works for (though in a different
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department). Do I reach out to him, or does that make it look like I view
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our relationship as purely transactional?
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Fuck yeah, you reach out to him. It’s a jungle out there, man. You need to use
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whatever connections you got to keep your head above water. Your old friend
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knows that. Everyone knows that. So if you reach out to him, he’s not gonna be
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like, “All this time, J was just using me to get an associate brand manager
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position.” He’s gonna help. It doesn’t matter if you haven‘t spoken in two
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years. Two years ain’t shit. I have friends I haven’t talked to in 10 years,
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and I still wouldn’t think twice about hitting them up for something. And if
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they reached out to me, I’d help them. That’s how the white-collar job market
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has always worked. It’s also how the white-collar criminal sector has always
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worked, but you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few antitrust laws.
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Not Michael:
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Do you think you could have performed better than Leonard Lawrence, aka
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Private Gomer Pyle, during the Marine boot camp in Full Metal Jacket? I
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like to think I would be one of the guys beating him with a soap sock. But
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deep down, I have a feeling I probably would have been him in that
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scenario.
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I would have been both. I got bullied in school, and I bullied other kids.
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Stick me in the Marines and I’d be a schlub huffing and puffing his way through
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the obstacle course, but then I’d still try to fit in with the platoon by
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beating on any other recruit who was as lazy and out of shape as I was.
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Frankly, this describes my entire football playing career.
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Side note: I spent the bulk of my pregaming days getting drunk/high and then
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watching the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket. I’ve only watched the
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second half of that film one time, and I remember pretty much nothing of it.
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Michael:
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If you were the soldier that found Saddam hiding in his hole would you have
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used the opportunity to say something really badass in front of all your
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other soldier buddies? I feel like it would be a missed opportunity not to.
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That’s why we started bombing Iran just now. It wasn’t for any kind of valuable
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strategic purpose (in fact, the U.S. [56]has kind of fucked itself by kicking
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up this war). It was so that camera hogs like Pete Hegseth could get off [57]
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saucy one-liners after blowing up a school. All of these shitheads want to play
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the '80s action hero. Hence, you and I get World War III dropped into our laps.
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It’s not the best way to run a government.
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Back to Michael’s question. Let’s say I’m the guy who finds Saddam Hussein in
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his spiderhole during the Iraq War, or I’m the SEAL who puts a bullet in Osama
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bin Laden’s dome. Do I throw down a killer line right after I’ve seized my
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quarry? No, because I’d be in a state of shock. I reckon that going into combat
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is like being in a permanent state of shock. You don’t talk. You don’t even
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think. You just move. All of your faculties are put toward the purpose of
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survival, and nothing else. I’m not gonna suddenly snap out of my fog in that
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moment and be like, “Feelin’ comfy down there, Saddam?” Only a sociopath would
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have that ability. Good thing our military is positively littered with such men
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at the present moment. We even put one sociopath in charge of them all! Neato!
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Email of the week!
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Aaron:
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My Grandma is from a small town in Colorado and she has this tiger painting
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that I love. I've been on a mission to find out who painted it, as it’s
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only signed "J.K. 1910". She also has this incredible two-volume book of
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micro biographies of nearly everyone buried in her town cemetery. So I read
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the biography of every "JK" in the book—unfortunately, none were artists,
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mostly just miners who died in snow slides or of black lung—and the tale of
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Christmas Tree John was by far my favorite.
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KUIVILA, JOHN "CHRISTMAS TREE" – Died 1939
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No Marker - Died Dec 30, 1939 - Age 55 Years "Christmas Tree", who lived at
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the Kentucky House, died of miners con at the San Juan Hospital as the year
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