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I Do Not Want What I Havent Got on October 29, 2024
Its the “1998” of the AI Revolution. So Why Can I Safely Ignore It?
Ah, I remember 1998 like it was yesterday.
Windows 98!
Bondi Blue iMac!
The “[6]Cuban Missile Crisis” 😏
[7]Youve Got Mail!
But were not here to reminisce. Were here to consider why the so-called “AI
Revolution” of today is not like the Internet Revolution of 26 years ago.
1998 was a pivotal moment in time for me. It was when Id gotten my start as a
professional Web developer, working on projects for friends and new leads
alike. And I was writing quite a bit for new online publications. (Alas, I
hadnt yet [8]rebooted iReview as a BeOS-themed destination.)
1998 was also right in the middle of the first big Internet boom. AOL was
riding high and acquiring companies right and left—including Netscape in a $4.2
billion deal. Microsoft had spent a few years pivoting mightily from a primary
focus on big box (offline) software to a major consumer play where they hoped
to fulfill their vision of “a computer in every home” connected to the nascent
World-Wide Web.
Apple was also just beginning its “Second Coming of Steve Jobs” narrative arc,
launching the Internet-flavored Macintosh computer that would save the company
and pave the way for the successes of the iPod, iPhone, and iPad.
So heres the deal.
I would argue that for most people, in the year 1998, it would have made no
sense to stubbornly resist these technological advances. Imagine flat-out
saying no to computers and the Internet—to the degree that you never set up an
email address. No Web access. Nothing.
(OK weirdos, enough with that dreamy look in your eyes! Maybe you need to go
unplug for the weekend! 🤣)
Were there people like that back then? Certainly! And even now, theres no
denying the appeal of retro tech. [9]Some folks still love to write on
typewriters.
But on the whole, you could argue that people in the late 1990s who completely
shunned personal computing were limiting their options for no clear reason.
Accessing a Web site for information instead of dialing an automated telephone
line was clearly a superior experience. Talking to a friend via email or
instant messaging was clearly more akin to a face-to-face conversation than
writing a letter and sending it in the post.
I remember my very tech-adverse mother becoming completely addicted to online
chatrooms in order to discuss…and this is no joke…Gàidhlig with native speakers
in Scotland and learners around the world. I even helped her set up [10]a Web
site and mailing list called Gàidhlig 4 U — and in case youre wondering, my
Scottish Gaelic persona was Diarmaid Mac GhilleBhàin.
The reason Im going into all this detail is because I want to impress to you
just how much of a overwhelming shift in culture the Internet was in the late
1990s.
I see none of that same inevitability today with the so-called AI Revolution.
You can literally just not use it.
Researchers, please get in touch with me. I can be part of your control group.
Because Ive never used ChatGPT. Not once. I hesitated even to access a link a
client shared with me with a transcript of their ChatGPT request. AI cooties! 🙅
Ive never used GitHub Copilot. Or Cursor. Or any of the other AI “pair
programmers” out there. Not once.
I routinely switch off any AI tools in software I use (if thats even
possible). I never look at “answers” search engines regurgitate out, preferring
to get to the genuine human-sourced information as quickly as possible.
Im still running macOS Sonoma and iOS 17, because I have zero interest in
“Apple Intelligence”.
I dont say all of this to revel in my curmudgeonly Luddism. I say it because
Im living proof that you can be a fulfilled, modern, very online, technical
expert & creator and completely sit out this hype cycle.
Seriously. You can just not use any of these generative AI tools.
A while back, I wrote up an [11]AI Ethical Framework for my software business
Whitefusion. It even needs a bit of updating now because I once considered the
environmental cost of generative AI to be a bit of a side issue compared to the
main ones, but its becoming clear its actually [12]rather horrendous.
Im sad to say I see little evidence that were making any progress towards
meeting the tenets of the framework. Creators are having to take major steps to
protect their work against theft at industrial scale, and regulation is slow or
non-existent to ensure models are trained and provided in an ethical manner.
Until theres widespread availability of generative AI tooling which meets my
criteria, Im refusing to use any at all. And again, the impact on my life has
been…negligible.
I honestly dont feel like Im missing anything at all.
Im still coding and making a real impact on the projects I work on.
Im still writing. Im still podcasting.
Im still taking photographs and editing them. (with zero “generative fill”!)
Im still participating in my local communities. In fact, if I ignore the few
conversations Ive had with folks IRL about what generative AI “will” do and
focus on how AI has affected anything I do IRL, the answer is nothing. AI might
as well not exist when I consider all of the things I do on a daily basis out
in the real world.
Its not inevitable. (Sorry Thanos!)
Im really unable to explain to you why I would need generative AI to help me
with anything I do. Now dont get me wrong, I definitely appreciate machine
learning. Making transcripts, translating text, searching for photos,
dictating…these are all truly revolutionary and valuable computing tools. And
if you want to put all of them in the broad category of “AI” and call me a
hypocrite, youre welcome to try.
But I find that theres a wide conceptual chasm between traditional machine
learning tools as described above, and this new crop of generative AI services.
And unfortunately, when the lines get blurred, [13]its actually pretty
terrifying.
Computers cant think—and they wont. Anyone trying to sell you on a vision of
AGI, or “powerful intelligence”, or any such nonsense, has truly drunk the
kool-aid (or cynically capitalizing on the hype cycle before it bursts).
Computers cant experience the world, because theres no qualia in the
lifecycle of a digital operation. Chatbots are lying to you when “they” wax
philosophical about how much they appreciate the beach in the summer or that
pickles taste great in a sandwich. I find it nauseating that some people
willingly accept this kind of output from a chatbot. When the #1 problem with
the Internet today is the rampant spread of misinformation and total bullshit
everywhere at dizzying speeds, folks seem fine with using bullshit generators
at scale?
I dont get it.
But thankfully, I dont need to, because I can continue to live my life
perfectly fine without using any of these generative AI tools.
Try it! Once youve weaned yourself off of these fake intelligence simulators,
you just might realize they never added to your quality of life in the first
place.
(But, alas, you cant join my control group. 😉)
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[3] https://theinternet.review/toolbox/
[4] https://theinternet.review/forecast/
[5] https://theinternet.review/history/
[6] https://slate.com/news-and-politics/1998/09/what-exactly-is-the-cigar-story.html
[7] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27ve_Got_Mail
[8] https://theinternet.review/archived/1999/06/09/introduction-to-beos/
[9] https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2022/07/why-and-how-i-use-a-typewriter/
[10] https://web.archive.org/web/20000424001346fw_/http://distantoaks.com/g4u/index.html
[11] https://www.whitefusion.studio/ai-ethics
[12] https://www.techradar.com/pro/generative-ais-energy-demands-are-accelerating-the-climate-crisis-top-researcher-warns-of-environmental-impact-of-googles-new-search-feature
[13] https://apnews.com/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-health-business-90020cdf5fa16c79ca2e5b6c4c9bbb14
[14] https://buttondown.email/theinternet
[15] https://theinternet.review/2024/10/26/ghost-is-now-federating/
[16] https://theinternet.review/2024/11/19/vivaldi-web-browser-for-customization-power-users/
[17] https://theinternet.review/archived/october-2024
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